New Dragons Den Dragon - Steve Parrish! [Not any more!!]

peterward

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• Apr 19, 2017

• #1

http://www.bbc.co.uk/mediacentre/latestnews/2017/dragons-den

I'd like to seek an investment of £2000 for a 100% stake in my company to pay st John's ambulance debts.

 

sparkie

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• Apr 19, 2017

• #2

Quite like Parrish to be fair - although he is a fine pantomime villain - and he's a good fit for dragons den.

 

Dick Swiveller

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Remit is to be a tit with money.

Tick.

Wonder if he'll have walk on music with flashing lights, a drum and a Spurs supporter in a hoodie jumping up and down?

 

Lower West Stander

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• Apr 19, 2017

• #4

He's an utter ****.

Surely they could have come up with someone better.........

 

studio150

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• Apr 19, 2017

• #5

That's ruined the show, I'm Out

 

Dick Swiveller

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studio150 said:

That's ruined the show, I'm Out

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I don't know - I might apply. I know Amstrad email phones flopped but I am going to rebrand them as the Adebayor phone. I will be asking for £77000 a week for 5 months for 0% of my company.

I think he'll bite.

 

peterward

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Dick Swiveller said:

I don't know - I might apply. I know Amstrad email phones flopped but I am going to rebrand them as the Adebayor phone. I will be asking for £77000 a week for 5 months for 0% of my company.

I think he'll bite.

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If you could get a few tongue in cheek Albion fans on with such type of pitches, it would increase the ratings in Sussex.

I don't need any money, I need dragon expertise. I have a plan to turn a half empty football stand into a supermarket. I have a notification of intent from Sainsburys.

 

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rippleman

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Well, UK businesses must be in deep shit if Parrish is the best "businessman" they could find. I thought he was a secondhand cladding salesman.

Love the programme; not missed a single episode of the previous fourteen series. I won't be bothering with Series 15 for sure.

 

Wozza

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• Apr 19, 2017

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Steve Parish is a dragon in the next series of Dragon's Den

Tw@t.

 

Albion_Dave

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• #10

He'll probably only offer .2p in the £.

 

brightn'ove

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• #11

Well past it's sell by date.

 

Triggaaar

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• Apr 19, 2017

• #12

What

 

swindonseagull

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• Apr 19, 2017

• #13

Won't be watching that programme then

Who's leaving ?

 

swindonseagull

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• Apr 19, 2017

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Who's leaving ??

Won't be watching again

 

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Cheeky Monkey

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swindonseagull said:

Won't be watching that programme then

Who's leaving ?

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The edible Sarah Willingham unfortunately, less unfortunately Nick Jenkins. How Peter Jones hasn't got better things to do I'll never know.

 

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Mayonaise

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• Apr 19, 2017

• #16

Steve Parish is now a Dragon

The new series of Dragons Den

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-39640982

 

Is it PotG?

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• Apr 19, 2017

• #17

http://www.northstandchat.com/showthread.php?351086-New-Dragons-Den-Dragon-Steve-Parrish!

 

Grassman

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• Apr 19, 2017

• #18

Just seen that myself. I can't watch that anymore, then.

 

beorhthelm

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• Apr 19, 2017

• #19

for that reason, im out.

 

Leighgull

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• #20

Oops...I only opened this thread because I misread "dragon" as "dragqueen"

Cary on.