Hughton and Benitez - 2 men and a bear joke analogy

Colonel Angus

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• Feb 26, 2017

• #1

Chris Hughton and Rafa Benitez were walking through a wood when they spotted a vicious ‘Yorkshire’ bear about to go for them.

Hughton immediately opens his bag, pulls out his best trainers and puts them on.

Rafa looks at Chris and says: “You’re mad, you’ll never outrun that Yorkshire bear in those trainers!”

“I don’t have to” Chris replied “I only have to outrun you”.

 

beorhthelm

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• Feb 26, 2017

• #2

reckon Chris could out run Benitez wearing a pair of wellingtons.

 

Harry Wilson's tackle

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• Feb 26, 2017

• #3

Colonel Angus said:

Chris Hughton and Rafa Benitez were walking through a wood when they spotted a vicious ‘Yorkshire’ bear about to go for them.

Hughton immediately opens his bag, pulls out his best trainers and puts them on.

Rafa looks at Chris and says: “You’re mad, you’ll never outrun that Yorkshire bear in those trainers!”

“I don’t have to” Chris replied “I only have to outrun you”.

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Superb analogy. Hats off (and yours is MASSIVE)

 

Colonel Angus

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• Feb 26, 2017

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Harry Wilson's tackle said:

Superb analogy. Hats off (and yours is MASSIVE)

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Thanks. You should see my Ten Gallon.

That's not a euphemism by-the-way,

 

Jack Straw

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• Feb 26, 2017

• #5

beorhthelm said:

reckon Chris could out run Benitez wearing a pair of wellingtons.

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With the string still on!

 

el punal

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Aug 29, 2012

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• Feb 26, 2017

• #6

Chris would be at the top of the table and Rafa would be serving him.