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SouthCoastOwl

New member
May 23, 2013
1,719
Vaux Sur Seine
I went to the zoo yesterday, there was only one animal in the whole zoo and that was a dog!

It was a shih tzu.
 


lawros left foot

Glory hunting since 1969
Jun 11, 2011
13,673
Worthing
noun
an establishment which maintains a collection of wild animals, typically in a park or gardens, for study, conservation, or display to the public.


Hardly a zoo, was it,? Have you considered contacting consumer protection people,as this looks to be a breach of their guidelines
 










Petee

Well-known member
Nov 22, 2010
3,031
Brighton
Are you a sure it was a real zoo and you weren't mistaking your next door neighbour's garden? An explanation for this could be drugs.
 
















Jack Straw

I look nothing like him!
Jul 7, 2003
6,847
Brighton. NOT KEMPTOWN!
I went to the zoo yesterday, there was only one animal in the whole zoo and that was a dog!

It was a shih tzu.

How much did it cost to get in?
 




Brovion

Well-known member
NSC Patreon
Jul 6, 2003
19,322
I had to think about this 'joke' for a second before I realised that it only works if you mispronounce shih tzu as 'shit zoo' rather than using the correct pronunciation.
 




Pavilionaire

Well-known member
Jul 7, 2003
30,521
noun
an establishment which maintains a collection of wild animals, typically in a park or gardens, for study, conservation, or display to the public.


Hardly a zoo, was it,? Have you considered contacting consumer protection people,as this looks to be a breach of their guidelines

If it got legal then I'd purchase two more dogs and re-open it as a menagerie a trois.
 


Yes Chef

Well-known member
Apr 11, 2016
1,815
In the kitchen
I had to think about this 'joke' for a second before I realised that it only works if you mispronounce shih tzu as 'shit zoo' rather than using the correct pronunciation.

See also chef variant on the joke. "Shiso" - a type of cress used primarily for garnish.
Ergo;
WAITRESS " What is a Shiso?"
CHEF " It's a zoo with no animals in it."

see also; marmalade, jam, difference between.
 




Pavilionaire

Well-known member
Jul 7, 2003
30,521
I went to the zoo yesterday, there was only one animal in the whole zoo and that was a dog!

It was a shih tzu.

Hang on. You are South Coast OWL, you went into the zoo but you're saying the dog was the only animal in the zoo. Aren't owls animals? I'm confused.
 




Jack Straw

I look nothing like him!
Jul 7, 2003
6,847
Brighton. NOT KEMPTOWN!





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