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The Goldson song last night



Buzzer

Languidly Clinical
Oct 1, 2006
26,121
Top marks to the North Stand choir. First time I'd heard it and raised a few chuckles. Also kudos for the "you're worse than Mike Dean..." chant.
 




Wilko

LUZZING chairs about
Sep 19, 2003
9,922
BN1
Is this the Con-na GOLD son! I could hear it on the radio but could not work out the other lines?
 


elninobonito

Whitehawk Born and Bred
May 27, 2011
652
There was another song that I had heard to the tune of my old mans a dustman, anyone know what the words to that are?

Also the words to the sidwell song??
 


Exile

Objective but passionate
Aug 10, 2014
2,367
There was another song that I had heard to the tune of my old mans a dustman, anyone know what the words to that are?

Also the words to the sidwell song??

Oh Stevie Sidwell
You are the love of my life
Oh Stevie Sidwell
I'd let you shag my wife
Oh Stevie Sidwell
I wish I had ginger hair too....
 










Albion_Dave

Well-known member
Jul 4, 2011
2,108
Eastbourne
There was another song that I had heard to the tune of my old mans a dustman, anyone know what the words to that are?

Also the words to the sidwell song??

David Stockdales' magic
He doesn't wear a hat
He could of stayed at Fulham
But he said no **** that
He saves them with his Left hand
He saves them with his right
And when we win promotion
We'll sing this song all night
 






edna krabappel

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NSC Patron
Jul 7, 2003
47,221
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This made me smile this morning. Not heard the song yet, but apparently the protagonists have been doing it for a little while. If it makes Uwe happy, we should all be singing it loudly at Lincoln, thus:

He's a German, our mighty German
He's Uwe Hünemeier
He's a German, our mighty German
He's Uwe Hünemeier
A-Hünemeier, a-Hünemeier, a-Hünemeier, a-Hünemeier.
...etc

Tune of The Lion Sleeps Tonight, if that wasn't immediately obvious...
 


Joey Jo Jo Jr. Shabadoo

Waxing chumps like candles since ‘75
Oct 4, 2003
11,046
Oh Stevie Sidwell
You are the love of my life
Oh Stevie Sidwell
I'd let you shag my wife
Oh Stevie Sidwell
I wish I had ginger hair too....

I've been singing that all day at work. Getting a few strange looks.
 




edna krabappel

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NSC Patron
Jul 7, 2003
47,221
Also, "[insert official's name here], you're worse than Mlke Dean" is absolute genius, and way, way better than the tired old "You don't know what you're doing" for an incompetent official.

I look forward to hearing that on future occasions (many, no doubt).
 


mejonaNO12 aka riskit

Well-known member
Dec 4, 2003
21,494
England
I was thinking for our left back chum, something in the tune of the Chesney Hawkes classic....

Se bas-tian Pocog - noli
(I) (am) (the) (oneand) (only)
Nodbody I'd rather play
Sebastian Pocognoli
I really hope that he can stay.
 






Wrong-Direction

Well-known member
Mar 10, 2013
13,416
Songs were on point last night!

Sent from my SM-A310F using Tapatalk
 


Monkey Man

Your support is not that great
Jan 30, 2005
3,157
Neither here nor there
[tweet]824213020855455744[/tweet]

This made me smile this morning. Not heard the song yet, but apparently the protagonists have been doing it for a little while. If it makes Uwe happy, we should all be singing it loudly at Lincoln, thus:

He's a German, our mighty German
He's Uwe Hünemeier
He's a German, our mighty German
He's Uwe Hünemeier
A-Hünemeier, a-Hünemeier, a-Hünemeier, a-Hünemeier.
...etc

Tune of The Lion Sleeps Tonight, if that wasn't immediately obvious...

That's one of the best songs for one of our players I can remember actually. Well done someone.
 




edna krabappel

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Jul 7, 2003
47,221
Looking forward to hearing this. Same words as the original?

Yeah.

Sometimes I think people get a little obsessed with changing the words to a song. If you can fit a player's name in, then just sing it, it doesn't have to have perfect lyrics or even be football related.

Like that Pocognoli effort above. I quite like where the poster is coming from, but I don't think you even need to change the words apart from Seb's name. Nobody I'd rather be? What's wrong with that? :)
 




mejonaNO12 aka riskit

Well-known member
Dec 4, 2003
21,494
England
Yeah.

Sometimes I think people get a little obsessed with changing the words to a song. If you can fit a player's name in, then just sing it, it doesn't have to have perfect lyrics or even be football related.

Like that Pocognoli effort above. I quite like where the poster is coming from, but I don't think you even need to change the words apart from Seb's name. Nobody I'd rather be? What's wrong with that? :)

What about, Baccar's hit Yes Sir I Can Boogie

It's Seb. Po cog noli
(Yes) (sir), (I) (Can) (Boogie)
He's in for Gaetan Bong
Pocognoli, Pocognoli
All night long....
 




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