Martin Roberts

crodonilson

He/Him

Jan 17, 2005

13,516

Lyme Regis

• Jan 23, 2017

• #1

I've been lucky enough to win tickets through a ballot for a coffee morning and Q&A session with Homes Under The Hammer presenter Martin Roberts here in Lyme.

Anyone got any questions for him please let me know and I'll try and ask them.

 

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junior

Well-known member

Dec 1, 2003

6,501

Didsbury, Manchester

• Jan 23, 2017

• #2

Wind up surely? Nobody on earth would count themselves as 'lucky' to win that.

If it's not a wind up, ask him if it's true that Dion Dublin has a foot long schlong.

 

Simster

"the man's an arse"

Jul 7, 2003

54,177

Surrey

• Jan 23, 2017

• #3

Superb stuff. Classic crodo there.

 

Ernest

Stupid IDIOT

Nov 8, 2003

42,739

LOONEY BIN

• Jan 23, 2017

• #4

Ask him if HE knows where the 1983 FA Cup Final went

 

whitelion

New member

Dec 16, 2003

12,828

Southwick

• Jan 23, 2017

• #5

Ernest said:

Ask him if HE knows where the 1983 FA Cup Final went

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It went the way of Manchester Utd unfortunately.

 

Surf's Up

Well-known member

Jul 17, 2011

10,165

Here

• Jan 23, 2017

• #6

Ask him why he's such an effortless knobend?

 

Bob!

Coffee Buyer

Jul 5, 2003

11,117

• Jan 23, 2017

• #7

Ernest said:

Ask him if HE knows where the 1983 FA Cup Final went

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Wembley, I'd suggest

 

banjo

GOSBTS

Oct 25, 2011

13,244

Deep south

• Jan 23, 2017

• #8

Ask if Glenn Murray's red card has been overturned.

 

Tom Hark Preston Park

Will Post For Cash

Jul 6, 2003

70,143

• Jan 23, 2017

• #9

crodonilson said:

I've been lucky enough to win tickets through a ballot for a coffee morning and Q&A session with Homes Under The Hammer presenter Martin Roberts here in Lyme.

Anyone got any questions for him please let me know and I'll try and ask them.

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Martin, how would you define the term 'lucky'?

 

Marshy

Well-known member

Jul 6, 2003

19,718

FRUIT OF THE BLOOM

• Jan 23, 2017

• #10

After his time in the jungle could he suggest an animal for the Worlds Hardest Creatures Tournament.

 

Thunder Bolt

Silly old bat

Aug 18, 2009

65,429

Beside the seaside, beside the sea

• Jan 23, 2017

• #11

Ask him what he likes about Danny Baker.

 

M

mjking73

Active member

Apr 17, 2013

308

Littlehampton

• Jan 23, 2017

• #12

Ask him if he can play left back!

 

Pickles

Well-known member

May 5, 2014

1,315

• Jan 23, 2017

• #13

Ask him if he considers Lucy Alexander a milf and does she have a cow girl outfit?

 

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Greg Bobkin

Silver Seagull

May 22, 2012

14,837

• Jan 23, 2017

• #14

Same question as always: "Would you rather fight 1 horse-sized duck or 100 duck-sized horses?"

 

Medwayseagull

JCB

Sep 23, 2011

4,322

North North East from the AMEX

• Jan 23, 2017

• #15

Marshy said:

After his time in the jungle could he suggest an animal for the Worlds Hardest Creatures Tournament.

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And if not, can he suggest a part of an animal.

 

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Petee

Well-known member

Nov 22, 2010

3,031

Brighton

• Jan 23, 2017

• #16

Would he rather have 1 home sized hammer or 100 hammer sized homes?

 

Dick Swiveller

Well-known member

Sep 9, 2011

9,155

• Jan 23, 2017

• #17

I was taking to the Bay City Rollers and they reckon you should ask....

Would you rather have a hand made out of ham or an armpit that dispenses suncream?

 

Not Andy Naylor

Well-known member

Dec 12, 2007

8,797

Seven Dials

• Jan 23, 2017

• #18

Pickles said:

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Ask him if he considers Lucy Alexander a milf and does she have a cow girl outfit?

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Damn, that was going to be my question.

 

Mellotron

I've asked for soup

Jul 2, 2008

31,830

Brighton

• Jan 23, 2017

• #19

You are INSANELY method with this commitment to a fictional character. Well done "crodo".

 

Megazone

On his last warning

Jan 28, 2015

8,679

Northern Hemisphere.

• Jan 23, 2017

• #20

Ask him if he wants his wall plastering?