Poyningsgull
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Tells judge she was looking for her hat. 
Over to you............what's your excuse.?
Over to you............what's your excuse.?
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Raleigh Chopper
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Tells judge she was looking for her hat.
Over to you............what's your excuse.?
Judge was probably a bit mutton, she said she was looking for her tw*t
AmexRuislip
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Was it meals on wheels?
She was looking for the meat and two veg!
She was looking for the meat and two veg!
Poyningsgull
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I think he might have been looking for his titfer
Prince Monolulu
Everything in Moderation
A pancreatitis attack....that would be a good one. Oh, hold on......
el punal
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el punal
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As it's getting rather cold at the moment, perhaps she was looking for her muff-ler.
lawros left foot
Glory hunting since 1969
If you want to get some head,get a hat
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HellBilly
Tells judge she was looking for her hat.
Over to you............what's your excuse.?
wasn't a Cowgirl hat was it ?
lawros left foot
Glory hunting since 1969
I don't know why she wanted a hat,she'd already had a helmet
el punal
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Tells judge she was looking for her hat.
Over to you............what's your excuse.?
Bollocks! (as well!), looking for HER hat, more like looking for HIS helmet.
el punal
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Psychobilly freakout
HellBilly
Tells judge she was looking for her hat.
Over to you............what's your excuse.?
By the looks of it she meant tea cosy
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AmexRuislip
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Tells judge she was looking for her hat.
Over to you............what's your excuse.?
Further evidence shows that, the lady was in the judges car, and was searching for his gavel and block!
pishhead
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Car went to the garage the next day with a damaged handbrake.
Could you describe the nature of the damage?
el punal
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Just read the article. She was looking for her hat and gloves whilst in the car, which was parked at a lighthouse car park. All very illuminating. I wonder if we'll see more when we have the Brentford beam back? 
The Stout Yeoman
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Having trouble with her Katty Lick It Converter ?