Constipation - how do you deal with it?

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Deleted User X18H

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• Dec 28, 2016

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Two days in now.

Harvey's had no effect yesterday.

Mrs HB&B sitting on my stomach didn't do the trick.

Any suggestions ?

 

Rugrat

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• Dec 28, 2016

• #2

Try opening your mouth, that normally works fine for you

 

¡Cereal Killer!

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• Dec 28, 2016

• #3

Coffee does the trick for me.

 

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• Dec 28, 2016

• #4

That's very strange considering you constantly have verbal diarrhoea

 

CheeseRolls

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• Dec 28, 2016

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HB&B full of it - Well who would have thought it ?

 

LamieRobertson

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• Dec 28, 2016

• #6

One way ticket to Syria should help

 

FatSuperman

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If you wait long enough it'll simply back all the way up and you'll start vomiting fecal matter. I believe the term is 'compremesis'.

I for one recommend that you hang on until that point.

 

Couldn't Be Hyypia

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• Dec 28, 2016

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An engineer would work it out with a pencil.

 

Perkino

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Just like all tricky mathematical problems......



...work it out with a pencil

 

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cheshunt seagull

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• Dec 28, 2016

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If it's a serious question then a cap full of Milk of Magnesia before bed should do it. If not, you may be into glycerol suppository territory...an experience the detail of which you would be advised not to share with us.

 

Lush

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• Dec 28, 2016

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But generally, drink more water.

Every time you fancy a cup of tea or a beer, have a glass of water first.

 

Lush

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Tony Towner's Fridge

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• Dec 28, 2016

• #13

Perkino said:

Just like all tricky mathematical problems......



...work it out with a pencil

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I think Hove Born and Bred stated that he tried HB & B already , maybe 2H would be better?

TNBA

TTF

 

Your Mum

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• Dec 28, 2016

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hove born&bred said:

Two days in now.

Harvey's had no effect yesterday.

Mrs HB&B sitting on my stomach didn't do the trick.

Any suggestions ?

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Your mum.

 

sjamesb3466

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• Dec 28, 2016

• #15

Raw chicken. Flush you (and sometimes your internal organs) out in no time

 

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Deleted User X18H

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• Dec 28, 2016

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They're under starters orders.........

 

JBD

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• Dec 28, 2016

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Tie Stockdale's hands together on Friday

 

Hugo Rune

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• Dec 28, 2016

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Your Mum said:

Your mum.

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O.K. This joke is getting very tiresome. Who in the hell are you?

 

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Hugo Rune said:

O.K. This joke is getting very tiresome. Who in the hell are you?

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Maguire. It's always Maguire

Some say he was even the voice of Gangster Al

 

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Deleted User X18H

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It's a 1993 Grand National moment sadly.