Beach Hut
Brighton Bhuna Boy
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Christmas Text Message
- Thread starter Beach Hut
- Start date
Ernest
Stupid IDIOT
I got one PERSONALLY from Paul Barber
Dick Swiveller
Well-known member
- Sep 9, 2011
- 9,154
We wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year optout.
Different, I suppose.
Different, I suppose.
melias shoes
Well-known member
- Oct 14, 2010
- 4,830
That's 2 of us then.
Three of us.
Codner pharmaceuticals
Well-known member
I didn't - will mention it to Tony when I am round his house for drinks later
What's the word limit for a text then?
wehatepalace
Limbs
Mine came from god himself.......Chris Hughton.
Meade's Ball
Well-known member
I received the text, yes, but a tiny gourd of wolverine milk was left on my doorstep marked 'Andrea Orlando bathing fluid - USED'. Before it entirely curdles, I plan to wash my mouth out with it and rub the congealing remains onto my privates. I imagine I will have a gentlemanly, impressive and studious member within a week. One that, unusually, thinks of others. Thank you Albion.
Mayonaise
Well-known member
and me - must be special!
sydney
tinky ****in winky
Norman Potting
Well-known member
Imagine how long it must have taken for someone in the office to run through the entire list of fan's mobile numbers to text them, even if they copied and pasted the message each time. Well done to them I say.
GoldWithFalmer
Seaweed! Seaweed!
A computer could do it in a few minutes i would suspect,was the shop even open today?
Super Steve Earle
Well-known member
Got mine 
You didn't get the full 90 minute performance, culminating in Chris Hughton's solo?
You must have been a bad fan this year. That or your dressing gown put them off anyway.
fat old seagull
New member
Do you think so? Your acoustics must be better than ours, they sounded crap to me! And disappointed in Knocky getting angry just because I wouldn't sign his shirt!
Cheshire Cat
The most curious thing..
Well I had been drinking all day, I'm not quite sure what was in or out of the dressing gown.
Maybe we've got great acoustics, I don't know. All I know is that it sounded great, although I am tone deaf and drunk. Why wouldn't you sign his shirt you miserable sod?
Sounds like they spent 90 minutes at some fans' houses, so they'd have run out of time pretty quick. Or maybe they'll be at yours soon, the day is not yet done.I didn't even get the unused substitute from the development squad -Bad fan.
