O/T - Help, need to learn how to cook a roast for Xmas day!

Papak

Not an NSC licker...

Jul 11, 2003

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Horsham

• Dec 20, 2016

• #1

Please help me, I am visiting a relative on Christmas Day and I'm worried I will be eating satsumas and drinking Prosecco all day with almost no nutrition at all.

Can any friendly or helpful NSC'ers give Tom a hand and save my Christmas?

 

The Brighton Bear

Come on Kylie, get a grip

May 3, 2010

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Rottingdean

• Dec 20, 2016

• #2

0/10

 

wellquickwoody

Many More Voting Years

NSC Patron

Aug 10, 2007

13,618

Melbourne

• Dec 20, 2016

• #3

Papak said:

Please help me, I am visiting a relative on Christmas Day and I'm worried I will be eating satsumas and drinking Prosecco all day with almost no nutrition at all.

Can any friendly or helpful NSC'ers give Tom a hand and save my Christmas?

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Go consult with EnRest.

 

Bob'n'weave

Well-known member

Nov 18, 2016

1,970

Nr Lewes

• Dec 20, 2016

• #4

Google 'Jamie Olivers Xmas dinner for piss heads' recipe and you will be fine pal. Works for me.

 

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BensGrandad

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Jul 13, 2003

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Haywards Heath

• Dec 20, 2016

• #5

Papak said:

Please help me, I am visiting a relative on Christmas Day and I'm worried I will be eating satsumas and drinking Prosecco all day with almost no nutrition at all.

Can any friendly or helpful NSC'ers give Tom a hand and save my Christmas?

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Thats the first mistake drinking Prosecco.

 

Eeyore

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Apr 5, 2014

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• Dec 20, 2016

• #6

I think Ernest's dullest efforts would score more than this one.

 

Coldeanseagull

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Mar 13, 2013

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Coldean

• Dec 20, 2016

• #7

I thought it was a good effort. Well done 4/10

 

Ernest

Stupid IDIOT

Nov 8, 2003

42,739

LOONEY BIN

• Dec 20, 2016

• #8

wellquickwoody said:

Go consult with EnRest.

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I'm on STRIKE, I'm not STUFFING some old BIRD

 

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pearl

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May 3, 2016

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Behind My Eyes

• Dec 21, 2016

• #9

Papak said:

Please help me, I am visiting a relative on Christmas Day and I'm worried I will be eating satsumas and drinking Prosecco all day with almost no nutrition at all.

Can any friendly or helpful NSC'ers give Tom a hand and save my Christmas?

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think you'll find you'll be drinking Cava and there's now talk of a chocolate bar