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GoldWithFalmer

Seaweed! Seaweed!
Apr 24, 2011
12,687
SouthCoast
You have two opportunities to go anywhere in time,past or future...

Where and more perhaps more importantly when would you like to go?
 




happypig

Staring at the rude boys
May 23, 2009
7,935
Eastbourne
I would go to Largs in 2011, wait for Colin weir to come out of the newsagent and mug him for his lottery ticket. I'd then go back to London the night before and get myself arrested for drink driving, thus ensuring I am in custody and have the perfect alibi. Once released I'd scoop the £160m-odd euromillions jackpot.
 




AmexRuislip

Trainee Spy 🕵️‍♂️
Feb 2, 2014
33,727
Ruislip
You have two opportunities to go anywhere in time,past or future...

Where and more perhaps more importantly when would you like to go?

Past: Proof read Albions first application for Falmer, and make sure it went through first time.
Future: Make damn sure I retire, securely in the knowledge my mortgage has been well and truly paid off.
 




GoldWithFalmer

Seaweed! Seaweed!
Apr 24, 2011
12,687
SouthCoast
I would go to Largs in 2011, wait for Colin weir to come out of the newsagent and mug him for his lottery ticket. I'd then go back to London the night before and get myself arrested for drink driving, thus ensuring I am in custody and have the perfect alibi. Once released I'd scoop the £160m-odd euromillions jackpot.

Excellent
 








Danny-Boy

Banned
Apr 21, 2009
5,579
The Coast
Practically having a whistle in the crowd just like the ref's, and blowing it to make Bailey think Smith was offside. Plus a ploice escort to shield you from all the Man U fans afterwards back to the Tardis.
 


AmexRuislip

Trainee Spy 🕵️‍♂️
Feb 2, 2014
33,727
Ruislip
Practically having a whistle in the crowd just like the ref's, and blowing it to make Bailey think Smith was offside. Plus a ploice escort to shield you from all the Man U fans afterwards back to the Tardis.

Go back in time and call the spelling ploice :wink:
 


GoldWithFalmer

Seaweed! Seaweed!
Apr 24, 2011
12,687
SouthCoast




BHAFC_Pandapops

Citation Needed
Feb 16, 2011
2,844
You have two opportunities to go anywhere in time,past or future...

Where and more perhaps more importantly when would you like to go?

I'd go back to school, get better quals and generally live my life taking less bullshit from people. I'd tell myself 'if you don't speak up for yourself you'll end up with some kind of trust complex when you're an adult.'

But you know, c'est la vie.

As the lyric goes "On my last night on earth, I'd pay a high price to have no regrets and be done with my life".
 












GoldWithFalmer

Seaweed! Seaweed!
Apr 24, 2011
12,687
SouthCoast
Just wondered.. are there any varieties of seaweed in blue or white? Just wondered if you could hang some up in your house to forecast the weather, like.

Sounds like you have been eating the narcotic blue and white variants with that reply.....8 degrees misty.
 


GoldWithFalmer

Seaweed! Seaweed!
Apr 24, 2011
12,687
SouthCoast
I have not decided where or when,some (of many) front runners include,the Battle of Hastings,the last Ice Age and maybe a couple of thousand years from now.
 






The Clamp

Well-known member
NSC Patreon
Jan 11, 2016
24,290
West is BEST
Id like to head back to the industrial revolution. Think that would be exciting. And some kind of lottery based time travel to set myself up for life.

Oh and a trip to the year 3000 to see how the Brexit discussion thread is getting along.
 



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