How to MAKE easy money for Christmas by SELLING fake ITEMs

Ernest

Stupid IDIOT

Nov 8, 2003

42,739

LOONEY BIN

• Dec 13, 2016

• #1

I put ADVERTS in Friday AD and GUMTREE for all manner of things like BIKES and it's AMAZING how many IDIOTS how there will TRANSFER you sums like £250 for nothing. All you need to do is set up a FALSE name and address and use someone GULLIBLE to open a bank account and BOBS your uncle.

I'm just sitting here and another £250 has DROPPED in my lap from someone who THINKS I have a BIKE for SAIL.

I will be having a very HAPPY Christmas at this RATE ,

 

Titanic

Super Moderator

Helpful Moderator

Jul 5, 2003

39,068

West Sussex

• Dec 13, 2016

• #2

 

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stss30

Registered User

Apr 24, 2008

9,545

• Dec 13, 2016

• #3

What sort of PLUM falls for that?

 

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Jimmehh

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Mar 21, 2016

758

Sussex by the Sea

• Dec 13, 2016

• #4

Couldn't help but laugh at this

 

whitelion

New member

Dec 16, 2003

12,828

Southwick

• Dec 13, 2016

• #5

Have you got a link to your ads - bike sounds tempting.

 

KingstonSeagull

New member

May 1, 2013

2,185

Shoreditch

• Dec 13, 2016

• #6

Does it have tassles on the handlebars and cards in the spokes to make it sound like a motorbike? If so what's your account# and sort code?

 

AK74

Bright-eyed. Bushy-tailed. GSOH.

NSC Patron

Jan 19, 2010

1,190

• Dec 13, 2016

• #7

Grifter?

 

jakarta

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May 25, 2007

15,623

Sullington

• Dec 13, 2016

• #8

Is it this one? And do you have a homeless mouse called Gerald?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmW17QvUhRM

 

lizard

Well-hung member

Jul 14, 2005

3,332

• Dec 13, 2016

• #9

Ernest, any chance you could help out a good friend of mine? He's a Nigerian Prince so obviously very trustworthy ...

 

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LVGull

New member

May 13, 2016

1,959

• Dec 13, 2016

• #10

I've got 50 disposal lighters for sale if anyone is interested for £15

 

SIMMO SAYS

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Jul 31, 2012

11,715

Incommunicado

• Dec 13, 2016

• #11

Ernest said:

I put ADVERTS in Friday AD and GUMTREE for all manner of things like BIKES and it's AMAZING how many IDIOTS how there will TRANSFER you sums like £250 for nothing. All you need to do is set up a FALSE name and address and use someone GULLIBLE to open a bank account and BOBS your uncle.

I'm just sitting here and another £250 has DROPPED in my lap from someone who THINKS I have a BIKE for SAIL.

I will be having a very HAPPY Christmas at this RATE ,

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Not selling my Albion Winter Coat are you

 

AmexRuislip

Trainee Spy 🕵️‍♂️

Feb 2, 2014

33,801

Ruislip

• Dec 13, 2016

• #12

SIMMO SAYS said:

Not selling my Albion Winter Coat are you

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Classy

 

SIMMO SAYS

Well-known member

Jul 31, 2012

11,715

Incommunicado

• Dec 13, 2016

• #13

AmexRuislip said:

Classy

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Pardon

 

AmexRuislip

Trainee Spy 🕵️‍♂️

Feb 2, 2014

33,801

Ruislip

• Dec 13, 2016

• #14

Ernest said:

I put ADVERTS in Friday AD and GUMTREE for all manner of things like BIKES and it's AMAZING how many IDIOTS how there will TRANSFER you sums like £250 for nothing. All you need to do is set up a FALSE name and address and use someone GULLIBLE to open a bank account and BOBS your uncle.

I'm just sitting here and another £250 has DROPPED in my lap from someone who THINKS I have a BIKE for SAIL.

I will be having a very HAPPY Christmas at this RATE ,

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Any 'boris bikes ' for sale?

 

AmexRuislip

Trainee Spy 🕵️‍♂️

Feb 2, 2014

33,801

Ruislip

• Dec 13, 2016

• #15

SIMMO SAYS said:

Pardon

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I was having visions of a long winter overcoat (the equalizer style) being worn with [MENTION=25123]SIMMO SAYS[/MENTION] written on back

 

Medwayseagull

JCB

Sep 23, 2011

4,322

North North East from the AMEX

• Dec 13, 2016

• #16

Ernest said:

I put ADVERTS in Friday AD and GUMTREE for all manner of things like BIKES and it's AMAZING how many IDIOTS how there will TRANSFER you sums like £250 for nothing. All you need to do is set up a FALSE name and address and use someone GULLIBLE to open a bank account and BOBS your uncle.

I'm just sitting here and another £250 has DROPPED in my lap from someone who THINKS I have a BIKE for SAIL.

I will be having a very HAPPY Christmas at this RATE ,

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Is Big Hilda happy being called a BIKE ?

 

Beach Hut

Brighton Bhuna Boy

Jul 5, 2003

71,963

Living In a Box

• Dec 13, 2016

• #17

Back of the net, top bombing

 

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portslade seagull

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Jul 19, 2003

17,606

portslade

• Dec 13, 2016

• #18

Are they the Amsterdam style bikes you find in some museums?

 

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TheJasperCo

Well-known member

Jan 20, 2012

4,594

Exeter

• Dec 13, 2016

• #19

Fake items? Like a reliable Southern Railway service you mean?

 

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Cheeky Monkey

Well-known member

Jul 17, 2003

23,033

• Dec 13, 2016

• #20

Jimmehh said:

Couldn't help but laugh at this

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You're obviously new around these parts.