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Yaya Toure



bha100

Active member
Aug 25, 2011
898
How is possible to not intentionally consume alcohol but end up over twice legal limit for driving? :shrug:
 




















Icy Gull

Back on the rollercoaster
Jul 5, 2003
72,015
How disappointing, I thought this was another (outlandish) new signing rumour :down:
 


Two Professors

Two Mad Professors
Jul 13, 2009
7,617
Multicultural Brum
Some muslims are allowed alcohol on certain festivals-usually watered-down wine.Amstel used to appear on cargo manifests in the Gulf as 'Holy Wine'.:lolol:
 
















FatSuperman

Well-known member
Feb 25, 2016
2,829
Maybe it was alcoholic chocolates and he didn't realise.

I hope it's this. I think you'd need to eat several thousand calories of chocolates to get any meaningful reading on a breathalyser, which would also be a hundred or so grams of sugar. He's going to be feeling pretty shitty after that. And not drunk.
 


Drebin

Well-known member
Jul 25, 2011
832
Norway
In fairness, i went to a wedding when I was 15 and no one told me the nice refreshing squash on the table was pimms until I'd had a few glasses.

Can happen to anyone.
 


mejonaNO12 aka riskit

Well-known member
Dec 4, 2003
21,481
England
In fairness, i went to a wedding when I was 15 and no one told me the nice refreshing squash on the table was pimms until I'd had a few glasses.

Can happen to anyone.

I experienced a similar situation when my brother in law (10 at the time) consumed countless Vodka Jellys at family party (his mum thought they were normal jelly) and was then sick the next day and couldn't make it to school.

Maybe Yaya had a few jellys?
 






The Fifth Column

Retired ex-cop
Nov 30, 2010
4,008
Escaped from Corruption
Yaya - "It is well known that I am a Muslim and do not drink, I have always refused alcohol", "Except this one time when I put in a proper session and then decided to drive home", he neglected to add.
 



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