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Lets sing a song for Southern Rail on Friday



brianwade

Well-known member
Jan 31, 2008
414
Its our opportunity in front of the
TV cameras.
Charlie Horton . What a w***er
And repeat
Or
If you hate Southern .repeat We
Are the Southern haters
Any other bright ideas ?
Lets tell the TV audience
 






















Bozza

You can change this
Helpful Moderator
Jul 4, 2003
55,739
Back in Sussex
(Pointing towards the railway line)

There's sniffles there,
There's sniffles there,
There's sniffles there,
There's sniffles there
(repeat until bored)
 


Napper

Well-known member
Jul 9, 2003
23,874
Sussex
Needs to be something about Grayling and Maynard and this horrible party that's in power.

Unlikely to catch on.

Could just sing - you're just a bunch of wankers which covers everyone involved.
 






SeafordBHA

New member
Aug 13, 2011
410
There's one song i've heard before, think its something like 'Build a Bonfire'..
 


NeilS

New member
Apr 12, 2012
21
Oh Sussex, Sussex by the Sea!
Good old Sussex by the Sea!
You can't get there or back cos the trains are crap
For Sussex by the Sea.
 


Beach Hut

Brighton Bhuna Boy
Jul 5, 2003
71,969
Living In a Box
Jimmy, Jimmy oh Jimmy Knapp when will the trains be back

The younger ones will not have a clue who Jimmy Knapp was

Or

You can stick you Southern Railway up your arse
 




ditchy

a man with a sound track record as a source of qua
Jul 8, 2003
5,209
brighton
They'll work when they want,
They'll work when they waaaaaant,
The RMT - they'll work when they want.

This and
This Southern rail is a shit hole I can NEVER get home?
 


pasty

A different kind of pasty
Jul 5, 2003
30,283
West, West, West Sussex
The RMT (the RMT)
Are full of shit (are full of shit)
The RMT are full of shit
They're full of shit, shit and more shit
The RMT are full of shit


*runs for cover

Replace "The RMT" with "Oh Southern Rail" and repeat ad nauseum
 




Jimmy, Jimmy oh Jimmy Knapp when will the trains be back

The younger ones will not have a clue who Jimmy Knapp was

Or

You can stick you Southern Railway up your arse

That's my lunchtime chortle for today sorted. Some rather splendid postings here.
 




Postman Pat

Well-known member
Jul 24, 2007
6,971
Coldean


who's gonna tell you when
it's too late
who's gonna tell you things
aren't so great
you can't go on
thinking nothing's wrong
who's gonna drive you home tonight
 




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