SeagullofMalaysia
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I apologize if I sound a bit like a knob, but what's the criteria for a thread to reach NSC Gold status? As far as I know, the thread has to be a massive binfest, but other than that?
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NSC Gold requirements
- Thread starter SeagullofMalaysia
- Start date
jakarta
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Fireman Dan...
Colonel Angus
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There are a few ways.
Bin festery is one.
Flouncing is another.
Starting a thread about a player, saying they are crap and "what do they do?" before the same players goes on to become a star for us.
Or simply getting something wrong, like typing "were loose" instead of "we'll lose" or asking whether the club shop opens on Christmas Morning leading to pages of ridicule to follow (not that I've ever read the latter, but it's only a matter of time before someone asks).
Bin festery is one.
Flouncing is another.
Starting a thread about a player, saying they are crap and "what do they do?" before the same players goes on to become a star for us.
Or simply getting something wrong, like typing "were loose" instead of "we'll lose" or asking whether the club shop opens on Christmas Morning leading to pages of ridicule to follow (not that I've ever read the latter, but it's only a matter of time before someone asks).
lawros left foot
Glory hunting since 1969
GoldWithFalmer
Seaweed! Seaweed!
is a key ingredient for GOLD status
lawros left foot
Glory hunting since 1969
GoldWithFalmer
Seaweed! Seaweed!
lawros left foot
Glory hunting since 1969
there's always 363 other days
Too late,I've flounced now.
GoldWithFalmer
Seaweed! Seaweed!
(see we are creating GOLD already) 
Compulsory:
Flounce (preferably multiple; preferably by more than one poster)
Binfest
Highly advantageous:
Came from nowhere - first few posts entirely innocuous
Abuse
Schadenfreude
Misunderstanding
Nothing to do with football
Helpful:
Dissing dead horses. Or dogs
Folding it in
Flounce (preferably multiple; preferably by more than one poster)
Binfest
Highly advantageous:
Came from nowhere - first few posts entirely innocuous
Abuse
Schadenfreude
Misunderstanding
Nothing to do with football
Helpful:
Dissing dead horses. Or dogs
Folding it in
GoldWithFalmer
Seaweed! Seaweed!
Seeing as you are here............ MOD/several MODS contributions,i would say that that is a must.....followed by bans,threats of bans,infractions (although these are i would say in the helpful department)..
hitony
Administrator
Leave at half time because we were losing is always a good way to get "Gold" status 
Colonel Angus
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How would I know?! Email Paul Barber.
(this is where someone asks "what is Paul Barber's email address?")
GoldWithFalmer
Seaweed! Seaweed!
What's & Who is Paul Barbers Email address?
AmexRuislip
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Is HBB a future MOD 
Colonel Angus
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AmexRuislip
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