Anyone else sit near idiots at the Amex?

samtheseagull · Nov 19, 2016

Got a bloke a few rows behind me (west upper) who constantly shouts "Go forward" or "Kick it forward" ect. Does not matter if we are 3-0 up or 3-0 down that is all his says whilst any of our defenders have the ball. I know football is all about opinions but how clueless do you have to be to think that's how football works. Its also quite funny when we do go long ball and lose it, only to hear him moaning again. Anyone else?

Deleted User X18H · Nov 19, 2016

Some 'geezer' behind me said " stand him up" about 449 times last night

ChickenBaltiPie · Nov 19, 2016

There is one of them in every stand, every row...you're not alone! I have one directly behind me. Takes all my strength not to throttle him every game.

Hillian1 · Nov 19, 2016

samtheseagull said:
Got a bloke a few rows behind me (west upper) who constantly shouts "Go forward" or "Kick it forward" ect. Does not matter if we are 3-0 up or 3-0 down that is all his says whilst any of our defenders have the ball. I know football is all about opinions but how clueless do you have to be to think that's how football works. Its also quite funny when we do go long ball and lose it, only to hear him moaning again. Anyone else?

H block?

spence · Nov 19, 2016

Thankfully no. But there again i would say something if he was being a knob.

samtheseagull · Nov 19, 2016

Hillian1 said:
H block?

No not H block. He must be breeding

samtheseagull · Nov 19, 2016

spence said:
Thankfully no. But there again i would say something if he was being a knob.

Cant quite work out who is actually saying it. But dont worry if I find out I will stick my stone island jumper on and have words.

Knockaert Punch · Nov 19, 2016

Anybody who doesn't have one probably IS that person

Beach Hut · Nov 19, 2016

I'll check with my wife if she is an idiot

BBassic · Nov 19, 2016

There was some bloke in WSU last night, turned up late, smashed, almost got goaded into a fight by some other bloke.

Never seen either of them before.

Triggaaar · Nov 19, 2016

samtheseagull said:
Anyone else sit near idiots at the Amex?

hove born&bred said:
Some 'geezer' behind me

Agreed.

Stat Brother · Nov 19, 2016

"Kick it forward" should have been a chant last night :down:

Each to their own but the chaps near me have missed every goal scored, at the AMEX, between the 40th minute and half time.
As well as EVERY goal after the 80th minute.

From Buckley to Murray last night.

Randsta · Nov 19, 2016

I sit near someone who shouts abuse at the away keeper...most of it making no sense! I think he's special so I won't moan too much

soistes · Nov 19, 2016

samtheseagull said:
Got a bloke a few rows behind me (west upper) who constantly shouts "Go forward" or "Kick it forward" ect. Does not matter if we are 3-0 up or 3-0 down that is all his says whilst any of our defenders have the ball. I know football is all about opinions but how clueless do you have to be to think that's how football works. Its also quite funny when we do go long ball and lose it, only to hear him moaning again. Anyone else?

I've got a very similar bloke (possibly the same one) with an almost continuous "get it forward" shout, every match in WSU (A block). Just tedious

jonny.rainbow · Nov 19, 2016

Perhaps someone should put together a JCL's guide to 'things you can shout without sounding a plum at football'.

Which of these would make the list?

Switch it.
Square ball.
Run 'im.
Take him on.
Shooooooot.
Have a pop.
Break his f**kin legs!

Cadiz Seagull · Nov 19, 2016

The bloke I sit next to sits next to a really good looking chap, REALLY knowledgable about football and makes some great jokes during the game as well.

BN9 BHA · Nov 19, 2016

jonny.rainbow said:
Perhaps someone should put together a JCL's guide to 'things you can shout without sounding a plum at football'.

Which of these would make the list?

Switch it.
Square ball.
Run 'im.
Take him on.
Shooooooot.
Have a pop.
Break his f**kin legs!

I found myself shouting " don't foul " last night, I think I have spent far to many Sunday mornings watching my sons play football.

Soulman · Nov 19, 2016

A bloke behind me was stating that Solely had done nothing. I think he thought he had come off the bench.

portslade seagull · Nov 19, 2016

Guy behind me listens to the commentary whilst watching the game and gives a running update to all.

Nixonator · Nov 19, 2016

You should hear some of the stuff being bellowed out from behind me in the executive boxes. Still, at least they're making a noise.

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