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AmexRuislip

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Feb 2, 2014

33,799

Ruislip

• Nov 17, 2016

• #1

Three men are captured by female savages.
They are told their manhoods would be removed in a manner appropriate to their jobs.
1st was a lumberjack, so his would be chopped off.
2nd was a butcher, so his would be sliced off.
3rd man started laughing, prompting the woman to ask what was so funny.
He replied, I work for Dyson.

 

Easy 10

Brain dead MUG SHEEP

Jul 5, 2003

61,747

Location Location

• Nov 17, 2016

• #2

I think I would tell them I'm unemployed.

 

Mr Bridger

Sound of the suburbs

Feb 25, 2013

4,436

Earth

• Nov 17, 2016

• #3

Easy 10 said:

I think I would tell them I'm unemployed.

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TWOCHOICEStom

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Sep 22, 2007

10,555

Brighton

• Nov 17, 2016

• #4

So, James Dyson walked in with his new SUPER SONIC hairdryer and never before had man experienced such pain.

 

Prince Monolulu

Everything in Moderation

Oct 2, 2013

10,201

The Race Hill

• Nov 17, 2016

• #5

What an odd way to act, what if one of them (indeed a trio of lumberjack, butcher and Dyson employee together on a trip is odd enough) had a job such as a jelly maker or a cotton wool ball manufacturer?

 

Jack Straw

I look nothing like him!

Jul 7, 2003

6,874

Brighton. NOT KEMPTOWN!

• Nov 17, 2016

• #6

I'm in total suspense. Did they have their manhoods removed? Did they escape? Where did this happen? Why hasn't it been on the news assuming the men are all British?

 

Guinness Boy

Tofu eating wokerati

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Jul 23, 2003

34,083

Up and Coming Sunny Portslade

• Nov 17, 2016

• #7

I'm sorry but the whole thing seems scientifically impossible. If these female savages go around cutting off men's danglies how are they going to procreate? Surely the whole tribe would have died out centuries ago, way before the invention of the Dyson.

 

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Postman Pat

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Jul 24, 2007

6,971

Coldean

• Nov 17, 2016

• #8

Dyson make a number of different products, including heaters, to have his manhood burned off isn't a laughing matter I suggest.

I think the lumberjack's 'manhood' could be saved if he got emergency attention in time, however I don't think much could be done for the other two.