Billy Ketkeophomphone

SeagullofMalaysia · Nov 8, 2016

Could do a job? Flair oozes through the man; he's of Laotian decent, and that name.... 26 years old, and currently plies his trade for Angers in Ligue 1. Could he be an upgrade for Baldock? His French football experience will also make it easier for him to build an understanding with Knocky. 76 rated too on FIFA!

Tom Hark Preston Park · Nov 8, 2016

Might pose a problem for the 'Posh Spice Is A Slapper' song :moo:

SeagullofMalaysia · Nov 8, 2016

Tom Hark said:
Might pose a problem for the 'Posh Spice Is A Slapper' song

We can always shorten his name to 'Billy K' or 'K-Phone'

sydney · Nov 8, 2016

Tom Hark said:
Might pose a problem for the 'Posh Spice Is A Slapper' song

posh spice is a slapper
she loves it all the way
and when she's shagging beckham
she dreams of billy k

okay ....get him in...!! :thumbsup:

Thunder Bolt · Nov 8, 2016

Have we got enough letters in the club shop?

Tom Hark Preston Park · Nov 8, 2016

Thunder Bolt said:
Have we got enough letters in the club shop?

The shop will obviously need to keep the 'K's for Knocky. They could just ration the remaining letters, shorten Billy's name to, say, 'ET Phone Home'

hans kraay fan club · Nov 8, 2016

Most. Expensive. Shirt. Ever

Thunder Bolt · Nov 8, 2016

Tom Hark said:
The shop will obviously need to keep the 'K's for Knocky. They could just ration the letters, shorten Billy's name to, say, 'ET Phone Home'

Rogero · Nov 8, 2016

How would Warren say his name?

Pevenseagull · Nov 8, 2016

#prayforwarren

Prince Monolulu · Nov 8, 2016

Quite a mobile player apparently, thought his name rang a bell.

hans kraay fan club · Nov 8, 2016

Rogero said:
How would Warren say his name?

"Billy"

Biscuit · Nov 8, 2016

Tom Hark said:
Might pose a problem for the 'Posh Spice Is A Slapper' song

Posh Spice is a slapper,
She likes a lot of willy,
And when she's shagging Beckham,
She dreams of big French Billy,

mejonaNO12 aka riskit · Nov 8, 2016

Ring ring ring ring ring Billy K-Phone (do do do do-do do)
Ring ring ring ringring Billy k-Phone
I've got this feeling, so appealing
For us to get together and sing. Sing!

Ring ring ring ring ring Billy K-Phone (do do do do-do do)
Ring ring ring ringring Billy k-Phone
It grows in bunches, I've got my hunches
It's the best! Beats the rest
Cellular, modular, interactivodular

Carrot Cruncher · Nov 8, 2016

Ketamine-on-the-phone. How very Brighton.

mejonaNO12 aka riskit · Nov 8, 2016

"Lay All Your Love On Me"

They wern't jealous before we met
Now every defender sees a potential threat
And I'm possessive, it isn't nice
You've heard me saying that smoking was my only vice

But now it isn't true
Now everything is new
And all I've learned has overturned
I beg of you...

Please lead us to promotion
Billy Ket-keo-phon-pho-ne

It was like shooting a sitting duck
A little small talk, a smile and, baby, I was stuck
I still don't know what you've done with me
A grown-up woman should never fall so easily

I feel a kind of fear
When I don't have you near
Unsatisfied, I skip my pride
I beg you, dear...

Please lead us to promotion
Billy Ket-keo-phon-pho-ne
Don't go sharing our devotion
Billy Ket-keo-phon-pho-ne

I've had a few little love affairs
They didn't last very long and they've been pretty scarce
I used to think that was sensible
It makes the truth even more incomprehensible

'Cause everything is new
And everything is you
And all I've learned has overturned
What can I do?

Please lead us to promotion
Billy Ket-keo-phon-pho-ne
Don't go sharing our devotion
Billy Ket-keo-phon-pho-ne

Notters · Nov 8, 2016

Sounds like some sort of dance drug.

highflyer · Nov 8, 2016

hans kraay fan club said:
Most. Expensive. Shirt. Ever

Wrong. they don't charge by letters any more. It's same price for any squad member. Having initially told my daughter she could choose any name as long as it was Dunk or Bong, she was able to get the name she really wanted on her shirt once we'd discovered that!

mejonaNO12 aka riskit · Nov 8, 2016

highflyer said:
Wrong. they don't charge by letters any more. It's same price for any squad member. Having initially told my daughter she could choose any name as long as it was Dunk or Bong, she was able to get the name she really wanted on her shirt once we'd discovered that!

Manu?

highflyer · Nov 8, 2016

mejonaNO12 aka riskit said:
Manu?

hmmm I do actually like him, but I wanted the shirt to remain relevant beyond January

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