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Feb 23, 2009
22,771
Brighton factually.....
The UK's first national sperm bank has stopped recruiting donors less than two years after its launch, it has emerged.
The National Sperm Bank said it was unable to fund further donor recruitment, having successfully only taken on seven men.
It was set up in October 2014 to help tackle the shortage of donors, particularly at NHS clinics.
The Department of Health say the NSB's demise will not affect people's access to safe sperm donation services.
A shortage of donors often drives patients overseas or to unregistered services....
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Que the Daily Mails headline Friday...

Bloody Foreigners donating all their sperm to our ladies.....
 

Prince Monolulu

Everything in Moderation
Oct 2, 2013
10,201
The Race Hill
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ManOfSussex

We wunt be druv
Apr 11, 2016
14,729
Rape of Hastings, Sussex
I'm pleased the NHS only endowed it a one-off money shot of £77,000 though rather than swallowing up something bigger.
 


SUA Seagull

Well-known member
Jul 23, 2016
408
Stratford-upon-Avon
Sadly, the National Sperm Bank has today succumbed to the global w*nking crisis and is suffering from a severe shortage of deposits and far too many withdrawals, leading to a major liquidity shortage. A mere seven depositors had to work hand over fist to keep up with demand, in the face of stiff competition. A spokesperson for the bank said “We’re finding this hard to swallow, but sometimes one has to take it on the chin. Our lack of depositors was, in hindsight, merely a taste of things to come.” The bank was to have sponsored a Star Wars sequel featuring Hand Solo, but has had to pull out of the deal.
 


whitelion

New member
Dec 16, 2003
12,828
Southwick
Sadly, the National Sperm Bank has today succumbed to the global w*nking crisis and is suffering from a severe shortage of deposits and far too many withdrawals, leading to a major liquidity shortage. A mere seven depositors had to work hand over fist to keep up with demand, in the face of stiff competition. A spokesperson for the bank said “We’re finding this hard to swallow, but sometimes one has to take it on the chin. Our lack of depositors was, in hindsight, merely a taste of things to come.” The bank was to have sponsored a Star Wars sequel featuring Hand Solo, but has had to pull out of the deal.

Was the spokesperson wearing a pearl necklace?
 

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