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If it was the law that you had to have goal music...
- Thread starter Dick Head
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"Oops - I've Done it Again."
GoldWithFalmer
Seaweed! Seaweed!
GoldWithFalmer
Seaweed! Seaweed!
some people get away with all sorts of things,i am in the wrong job..
Tom Hark Preston Park
Will Post For Cash
- Jul 6, 2003
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Well that's certainly inspired me to take up the piano. I shall start my new orchestral career by playing John Cage's 4′33″ later today on the piano in Brighton station.
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Don't you think you'll need to practise a bit first? Otherwise you're going to just look an idiot.
el punal
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There is only one, and I mean ONE, piece that can be played as goal "music". Well, it's not even music but it is absolutely apt for this. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Derek and Clive Live with their - "This Bloke Came Up To Me" rendition.
For those of you unfamiliar with it, a bit of it goes - " Who are you calling me a c***? You c***! You f****** c***! ". etc. etc.
Now you can scream for a policeman.
For those of you unfamiliar with it, a bit of it goes - " Who are you calling me a c***? You c***! You f****** c***! ". etc. etc.
Now you can scream for a policeman.
studio150
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The 1812 Overture with full canons. That should keep the neighbours awake.
GoldWithFalmer
Seaweed! Seaweed!
I might be the supporting act,will come dressed as a dog...
Puppet Master
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VAL1850
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Bring back the Withdean Rockets
Theatre of Trees
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Aveacarlin'
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- Jul 5, 2011
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That would ensure I never set foot into the Amex again. I ****in hate that song and despise the thought of goal music, period. If goal music was LAW then I'd opt for something short and snappy by Napalm Death like 'You Suffer' which is over in less than a second.
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Raskolnikov
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Plaistow Patricia - Ian Dury
or Sparta FC
or Sparta FC
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GoldWithFalmer
Seaweed! Seaweed!
Mayonaise
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This would be the only acceptable compromise. TBH I already cringe every time the GOSBTS words come up on the big screen when the teams run out. So shite it could almost be Reading!
Goal music - law or otherwise would be the final straw.
Dolph Ins
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I find the huge flags behind the Arsenal goals which come up when they score almost as cringeworthy as goal music.
ManOfSussex
We wunt be druv
I'd go for the music in this, with Alan Partridge's voice screaming 'GOAL!' over the PA as well.