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Man shop lifts Venetian blind....
- Thread starter Psychobilly freakout
- Start date
Tom Hark Preston Park
Will Post For Cash
- Jul 6, 2003
- 70,139
Bloke needs to pull himself together
Prince Monolulu
Everything in Moderation
How do you make a Venetian blind?
Poke him in the eye.
Yee-hah.
Poke him in the eye.
Yee-hah.
gripper stebson
Well-known member
- Jul 27, 2004
- 6,657
Poor bloke is trapped inside a Two Ronnies joke!
Whoislloydy
Well-known member
When i saw the title I was trying to think where in the world a Venetian was from, poor blind Venetian 
He needs to pull himself together
2: Why a Venetian blind ?
He's obviously a shady character...
Return of the Rev
Well-known member
Just two questions....
1: Why would anyone think you would get away with that ?
2: Why a Venetian blind ?
I think he was just a diversion at the other bloke got away with the second pair of blinds!
StonehamPark
#Brighton-Nil
He got stopped by security when walking out the front doors.
Got accused of shoplifting.
"Oh pull the other one", said the thief.
Got accused of shoplifting.
"Oh pull the other one", said the thief.
Psychobilly freakout
HellBilly
- Thread starter
- #13
he actually got out of the shop and discarded the blinds near a canal during the chase....
Arthritic Toe
Well-known member
Nun in the bath hears a knock at the door.
"Who's there?"
"Its the blind man from the village", comes the frail reply.
"Come in then".
"Nice tits - now where do you want the blind hanging?"
"Who's there?"
"Its the blind man from the village", comes the frail reply.
"Come in then".
"Nice tits - now where do you want the blind hanging?"
AmexRuislip
Trainee Spy 🕵️♂️
He must've been an IT consultant, as it may come with a Windows version.
Shropshire Seagull
Well-known member
If the OB can find the right strings to pull, this case could be closed very quickly.
Open and shut case - simples.
Open and shut case - simples.