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Things you never hear said by anyone, ever



Simster

"the man's an arse"
Jul 7, 2003
54,110
Surrey
Ah fantastic, the soothing dulcet tones of my seven year old practicing the recorder. How lovely.

Oh shit I'm late for work. I can't blame the trains, they'll never believe me.

We are just a Kemy Augustien away from being a promotion winning team.

I'm sorry, pretty pink fairy, I haven't got time to read all that right now. I'll have to reply later.


Take it away, NSC...
 


Prince Monolulu

Everything in Moderation
Oct 2, 2013
10,201
The Race Hill
My kid(s) are thick as sh1t and doing cr@p at school.

That Piers Morgan appears to be actually a nice chap and I'd buy him a pint.
 










cheshunt seagull

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
2,486
Can't wait for the next Ofsted inspection
I haven't had a Wagon Wheel in ages but I'm sure they've got bigger
I've been watching daytime TV all afternoon and I still have no idea how I'm going to help my family pay for my funeral expenses
That joke in Mrs Brown's Boys came out of nowhere
 




Simster

"the man's an arse"
Jul 7, 2003
54,110
Surrey
You do hear people say that. Last week on my Facebook for example. #Thief
You inspired me. [emoji38]

Anyway back on topic..


"I must say, they've chosen a remarkably competent bunch of contestants for this year's The Apprentice."
 




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I don't get this game.
 

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Gullflyinghigh

Registered User
Apr 23, 2012
4,279
'There's nothing more enjoyable than a two year old on the rampage'

'Miranda - best show on tv'

'That Trump bloke is a classy guy, full of good ideas'

'Calde, what a horrible man'
 




Tim Over Whelmed

Well-known member
NSC Patreon
Jul 24, 2007
10,165
Arundel
Yum, loved my burger at The Amex, I was served in no time and it was such superb value.
 








ManOfSussex

We wunt be druv
Apr 11, 2016
14,730
Rape of Hastings, Sussex
Of all the female Sky Sports News Presenters, Claire Tomlinson is the most attractive.
 






Worthingite

Sexy Pete... :D
Sep 16, 2011
4,959
Worthing
And the winner of this years Pulitzer Prize...... Tim Hodges for his "5 tihngs the albion lerned at the eeekend"
 





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