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narly101

Well-known member
Feb 16, 2009
2,683
London
What does a cat, doing 90mph on the motorway, sound like?


Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwww!
 




Prince Monolulu

Everything in Moderation
Oct 2, 2013
10,201
The Race Hill
Well it's like the tree falling down in the forest, should said furry feline friend be breaking the law at such velocity then how would one hear such output? How do you know such facts, do you have a recording?
 




















Aug 11, 2003
2,724
The Open Market
What does a cat, doing 90mph on the motorway, sound like?


Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwww!

If it was going along at that speed unaided, there's a good chance fear and anxiety might well have a fatal effect on the feline creature. Therefore, any sound emanating from the cat is unlikely to be that. If anything, the fatal consequences of such an action will render it mute.

So I don't think that's the right answer.
 




Winker

CUM ON FEEL THE NOIZE
Jul 14, 2008
2,372
The Astral Planes, man...
That Moggy was travelling!

MOGGY.jpg
 




bardo

Active member
Jul 6, 2004
714
Seaford
Have you ever heard a cat in a car? They definitely don't meow - more like a 'waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, not that vet again' (in Catese of course)
 




Greg Bobkin

Silver Seagull
May 22, 2012
14,744
Did you witness this? If so, was it anywhere near the campus at Falmer.

If so, it could've been in a UniMOG...
 


Jack Straw

I look nothing like him!
Jul 7, 2003
6,847
Brighton. NOT KEMPTOWN!
Totally irresponsible doing 90 m.p.h. on the motorway - assuming it was in this country. I hope a speed camera has caught this stupid cat and gets a long ban, or at least lots of points on his/her license. How did their paws reach the pedals and for that matter, grip the steering wheel? The more I think about the possible consequences of this silly cats antics, the more angry I get.
 


Brovion

Well-known member
NSC Patreon
Jul 6, 2003
19,322
What does a cat, doing 90mph on the motorway, sound like?


Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwww!
Actually it only goes "meeeeeeeeeee". The "oooooowwww" sound at the end is simply the Doppler effect and isn't in fact the actual noise the cat is making.
 


Bry Nylon

Test your smoke alarm
Helpful Moderator
Jul 21, 2003
19,781
Playing snooker
Actually it only goes "meeeeeeeeeee". The "oooooowwww" sound at the end is simply the Doppler effect and isn't in fact the actual noise the cat is making.

Typical cats. It's all about "meeeeeeee."
 




Fungus

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May 21, 2004
7,038
Truro
What's a motorway?
 


skipper734

Registered ruffian
Aug 9, 2008
9,189
Curdridge
I'm sure Officer Dibble is on to it.
 



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