Is the Metro trying to become the new Daily Sport?

El Presidente

The ONLY Gay in Brighton

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Pattknull med Haksprut

• Oct 6, 2016

• #1

Earlier this week there was an article celebrating the joys of fisting. Now this.

http://metro.co.uk/2016/10/06/stude...r-backside-during-sex-with-boyfriend-6174685/

 

Tom Bombadil

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Jibrovia

• Oct 6, 2016

• #2

i saw that. She seems quite pleased with herself. Sadly i missed the fisting article

 

pasty

A different kind of pasty

Jul 5, 2003

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West, West, West Sussex

• Oct 6, 2016

• #3

Tried to get it out using four candles

 

Norman Baker suck my lozenge

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Freshening up for the Ladies.

• Oct 6, 2016

• #4

Tomorrow they have an expośe on tea bagging .

 

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Cheeky Monkey

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• Oct 6, 2016

• #5

Bizarrely The Daily Mail Online is the biggest celebrity/showbiz/scandal website on the planet and most of the content in the Metro (published by The Mail) comes from The Mail Online content.

 

bha100

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• Oct 6, 2016

• #6

http://metro.co.uk/2016/05/11/awkwa...ting-enthusiasts-stolen-from-website-5875032/

 

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Yes Chef

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In the kitchen

• Oct 6, 2016

• #7

Have they started a nipple count yet?

 

RM-Taylor

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• Oct 6, 2016

• #8

She's gorgeous

 

dazzer6666

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• Oct 6, 2016

• #9

Sure her kid will be so pleased she went public with this when she's a bit older.

 

Foul Play Rocks

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• Oct 6, 2016

• #10

Student teacher. I bet the kids at school will have fun with this story.

 

Official Old Man

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• Oct 6, 2016

• #11

pasty said:

Tried to get it out using four candles

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My first thought as well. Must have been a lot of room up there.

 

Bwian

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Jul 14, 2003

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• Oct 6, 2016

• #12

I remember the good times said:

My first thought as well. Must have been a lot of room up there.

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Barbecue prongs.

 

The Clamp

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• Oct 6, 2016

• #13

There's a reasons some things are free.....they're worthless.

 

el punal

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• Oct 6, 2016

• #14

Foul Play Rocks said:

Student teacher. I bet the kids at school will have fun with this story.

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Reminds me of the story that my wife, who is a Primary school teacher, told me recently. At her school they had a visit from the local community police officer to explain to the children their role in society, what they did etc. etc.

Part of this visit was to show the children (5 year olds) the various items of police equipment, one of which was a set of handcuffs.
One little girl, on seeing the handcuffs, innocently pipes up " My Mummy has got one of those, they've got fur on and she puts them on her hands and the bars of the bed." Ouch!

 

grubbyhands

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• Oct 6, 2016

• #15

Is it just me or does her fella bear a passing resemblence to Jiri Skalak?

 

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crasher

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• Oct 6, 2016

• #16

grubbyhands said:

Is it just me or does her fella bear a passing resemblence to Jiri Skalak?

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Buzzing for Jiri

 

el punal

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Bitterne,Southampton. In the land of wrong stripes

• Oct 6, 2016

• #17

El Presidente said:

Earlier this week there was an article celebrating the joys of fisting. Now this.

http://metro.co.uk/2016/10/06/stude...r-backside-during-sex-with-boyfriend-6174685/

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My wife has just read your post and wants to know what fisting is . . . . where the hell do I start?

 

AmexRuislip

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Ruislip

• Oct 6, 2016

• #18

el punal said:

My wife has just read your post and wants to know what fisting is . . . . where the hell do I start?

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TELL her it's what posh people call fighting!

 

deletebeepbeepbeep

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• Oct 6, 2016

• #19

Cheeky Monkey said:

Bizarrely The Daily Mail Online is the biggest celebrity/showbiz/scandal website on the planet and most of the content in the Metro (published by The Mail) comes from The Mail Online content.

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Owned by the same group, Metro is basically a shorter rebranded version of the DM.

 

AmexRuislip

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Ruislip

• Oct 6, 2016

• #20

pasty said:

Tried to get it out using four candles

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Two Ronnies fan I presume