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It won't last. He will probably appear in the paper over the next few weeks dressing like a 25 year old next, not because he wants too, but because he is told too by his new missus, then he he will be back on the nightclub scene, he just wont be able to keep up with the lifestyle of a 27 year old. It would be good for him to go and support his wife, if true.
 
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AmexRuislip

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Feb 2, 2014
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Keys, who previously admitted behaving in a ‘prehistoric way’ towards women,

With those hands, prehistoric, yes.

On a serious note, you have to give a thought to his wife and also his daughter, who's friend the alleged knuckle dragged is seeing.
:tosser:

 


pornomagboy

wake me up before you gogo who needs potter when
May 16, 2006
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just the thought of keys hanging out the back of a 27 year old is putting me of my cheese on toast

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Yeah but.....if you had this girl throwing herself at you, would you be able to resist??
(not saying that's what happened, but often is the case in these much older man/younger girl affairs.)

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Herr Tubthumper

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Jul 11, 2003
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Yeah but.....if you had this girl throwing herself at you, would you be able to resist??
(not saying that's what happened, but often is the case in these much older man/younger girl affairs.)

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She looks a bit psychotic
 




El Presidente

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Jul 5, 2003
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Andy Gray used to tell a story about when he was dating former gymnast Suzanne Dando.

Apparently her party trick was to stick her head between her own legs whilst he was doing naughties to her from behind, and lick his testicles...............which was nice.
 




LlcoolJ

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Oct 14, 2009
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Andy Gray used to tell a story about when he was dating former gymnast Suzanne Dando.

Apparently her party trick was to stick her head between her own legs whilst he was doing naughties to her from behind, and lick his testicles...............which was nice.
As if the Keys mental image wasn't bad enough....
 




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