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Caption. competition!!
- Thread starter AmexRuislip
- Start date
Tom Hark Preston Park
Will Post For Cash
- Jul 6, 2003
- 70,161
'Jurgen as stumped for witty caption as the rest of us'
studio150
Well-known member
Come-on Jamie go and sit on the bench, I don't need an assistant for the tactics screen
Psychobilly freakout
HellBilly
Arthritic Toe
Well-known member
How the hell do you blow those stars out of your ears like that Jergen?
Gullflyinghigh
Registered User
- Apr 23, 2012
- 4,279
'Jurgen, Kloppers, mate, I'm just saying I could do a job, I'm better than that Sakho clown'
driller
my life my word
Eh calm down calm down
fat old seagull
New member
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Stop being such a baby Jurgen, you know the rules. You lose the toss, they have two goals to aim at!
Its quite simple we ask big Sam how we can cheat third party ownership rules and get a free player and a big bag of cash...whats not to like ?
It's inevitable Jurgen, you will end sounding like me in the end!
Mr Bridger
Sound of the suburbs
Wir fahr'n fahr'n fahr'n auf der Autobahn
Vor uns liegt ein weites lad
Die sonne scheint mit glitzerstrahl
Die fowler ist ein graues band
Weisse scouse, gruener rand
Jetzt schalten wir das radio an
Aus dem lautsprecher klingt es daglish:
Wir fahr'n auf der Autobahn
I'm telling you; another 10 years and your hair is going to look like Donald Trump's.
"I just luv a berd with a reely big fat ass, don't yew Jergen? I reely luv em, y'now? Like when ye can just grab em, like this, y'now. Jergen? Ooh, luv em I do mate."
"What? What's the problim? Ye wernt filming then were ye? Of#ck, Jergen! Sorry lad, come back a minute la...."
JC Footy Genius
Bringer of TRUTH
- Jun 9, 2015
- 10,568
Is Jurgen thinking 'not only does this scouse tw*t talk crap he also has a lump of it on his head'
The Albion Roar
97.2FM
So Jurgen, we've got the badges on the board behind me - for five points, pick a category.
Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
"Why the fvck did I agree to this. I could've been balls-deep with the missus right now, instead of listening to this scouse dogwhistle all night".
- Apr 5, 2014
- 23,538
"I'll pick 'managers sacked before Christmas' then"
"So that leaves five badges"
pasty
A different kind of pasty
Jurgen: Can somebody please translate what the f*** this bloke is saying
Monkster
Ragamuffin
"Dey do dough, don't dey dough"
