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Dick Swiveller

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A sexist bigot and someone who definitely, definitely is not a bigot in any shape or form. Definitely not. No siree Bob.
 


Stat Brother

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Those two, round your house, loaded gun but only one bullet.......
Put their heads next to each other.

I don't imagine there's enough in one to stop a bullet smashing through the other.
 








Gwylan

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Not quite the same exalted level, but I once found myself standing at a bar with David Mellor on one side and Ross Kemp on the other
 






MattBackHome

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Timbo your most recent press conference piece is excellent. I admire your Charlie Parker approach to grammar whereby you break with convention at will.
 






Jul 7, 2003
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Those two are still a better option than having to have dinner with Timmy
 


Bry Nylon

Test your smoke alarm
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Jul 21, 2003
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Playing snooker
John McCririck, once memorably described as looking like a hedge dragged through a man backwards.
 


hart's shirt

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Jul 8, 2003
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Kitbag in Dubai
It's amazing how some NSC threads just seem to resonate more with the passing of time.

What an excellent choice of two moderate, retiring types that could never be accused of pompous bluster and shameless self-aggrandizement.

How could any party, dinner or otherwise, fail to be successful with these two as ideals?
 






Guinness Boy

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Up and Coming Sunny Portslade
What would you cook though? Maybe some Tesco Value chicken fillets, rare, with poorly heated frozen corn?
 








LlcoolJ

Mama said knock you out.
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Everyone should respect Bozza's wishes despite the fact that this person's actions are a total disgrace. There's always Twitter.
 





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