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Gullflyinghigh
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- Apr 23, 2012
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Why was the flat so upset about a sock being set on fire?
AZ Gull
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How did the sock gut the flat?
AmexRuislip
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Gullflyinghigh
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- Apr 23, 2012
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Also, how did a flat commit arson in the first place?
Edit; Ninja'd by a Badger.
Edit; Ninja'd by a Badger.
pearl
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with a nasty kick? where was the other sock at the time?
GingerBeerMan
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- Dec 29, 2011
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No, you misunderstand. The flat had previously been convicted of arson and so the sock gutted it. The boy set the sock on fire because he didn't like how it treated the flat.
BHAFC_Pandapops
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- Feb 16, 2011
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Sub headline: Judge socks it to him.
yxee
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The sock gutted the flat so for revenge the teenager set fire to it.
pearl
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where do you buy your drugs?
Boroseagull
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And from today's Argus....................Ground-breaking deaf cafe opens in Brighton
Taybha
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Pardon ?
Gabbafella
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- Aug 22, 2012
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Darn socks.
Theatre of Trees
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Guy Fawkes
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- Sep 29, 2007
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They were an inseparable pair until that fateful day when one of them left that flat gutted, and sadly for this pair, that sock hasn't been seen again since (rumours that the other sock is now living off a very large insurance settlement in the Seychelles has yet to be proven)
pearl
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so it isn't true that they are now living as a mitten?
Wellesley
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- Jul 24, 2013
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Yes, on foot.