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Good to see tax payers money being used wisely again - the case of the pink beret





Raleigh Chopper

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Sep 1, 2011
12,054
Plymouth
That is exactly what tax payers money should be used for.
I feel for Eddie, I had my pink hat snatched,I felt as though someone had raped me of my dignity.
I hope they launched the police helicopter for this one and find the culprit who committed this dreadful crime and lock him up at our expense for a long time.
What has this country come to when you can't walk down the road without having your pink hat snatched.
 


el punal

Well-known member
That is exactly what tax payers money should be used for.
I feel for Eddie, I had my pink hat snatched,I felt as though someone had raped me of my dignity.
I hope they launched the police helicopter for this one and find the culprit who committed this dreadful crime and lock him up at our expense for a long time.
What has this country come to when you can't walk down the road without having your pink hat snatched.

Pink hat snatched? Now that's a dyslexic's nightmare.
 








The Clamp

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Jan 11, 2016
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West is BEST
Probably not as clear cut as made out. Very much doubt he would have been arrested unless an assault or verbal was given as well.
 


Westdene Seagull

aka Cap'n Carl Firecrotch
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Oct 27, 2003
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The arse end of Hangleton
Probably not as clear cut as made out. Very much doubt he would have been arrested unless an assault or verbal was given as well.

He's been charged so surely must have been arrested.
 






Dougie

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Jan 11, 2012
5,694
I imagine to get charged there must have been more than just a snatching of the pink hat. Perhaps he stuffed it down his pants or farted on it?

I think his handbag got snatched as well . I don't think the thief realised Eddie could run abit .
 




Soulman

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Oct 22, 2012
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Sompting
This disgusts me. Eddie Izzard getting his pink beret pulled off in the street and its sympathy from the police. It was quite a different story when I was arrested for getting my purple helmet pulled off behind my local pub last week, I can tell you.

What a shame his head wasn't still attached to the hat! Anyway it clashed with his handbag.
 




Harry Wilson's tackle

Harry Wilson's Tackle
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Oct 8, 2003
49,341
Faversham
This disgusts me. Eddie Izzard getting his pink beret pulled off in the street and its sympathy from the police. It was quite a different story when I was arrested for getting my purple helmet pulled off behind my local pub last week, I can tell you.

What a shame his head wasn't still attached to the hat! Anyway it clashed with his handbag.

Let me guess, you were a nasty bully when you were a kid. My guess is that if you had the balls to abuse Izzard to his face, he'd make you look very small, using only words. :lolol:
 


Buzzer

Languidly Clinical
Oct 1, 2006
26,121
Someone ought to have a word with Eddie Izzard that his outfits are starting to make him look like a recently-divorced auntie on the pull at a family wedding.
 


The Clamp

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Jan 11, 2016
24,289
West is BEST
Someone ought to have a word with Eddie Izzard that his outfits are starting to make him look like a recently-divorced auntie on the pull at a family wedding.

He doesn't strike me as the sort of person who would care a great deal what you think of his clothing choices.
 






Gazwag

5 millionth post poster
Mar 4, 2004
30,093
Bexhill-on-Sea
I don't doubt it. Who can fathom the mind of a Bexhill lad who chooses to support Palace over Brighton?

Tbf it was his families team. I'm sure there are Brighton fans living in Surrey who support us rather than them due to family influences.
 




AmexRuislip

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Feb 2, 2014
33,727
Ruislip
I don't doubt it. Who can fathom the mind of a Bexhill lad who chooses to support Palace over Brighton?

Tbf it was his families team. I'm sure there are Brighton fans living in Surrey who support us rather than them due to family influences.

Weirder things have happened in Bexhill over the year's!!
Still think it's a waste taxpayers money though.
 




beorhthelm

A. Virgo, Football Genius
Jul 21, 2003
35,265
whats the problem here: someone stole something, police do their job.
 


DavidinSouthampton

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Jan 3, 2012
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Not surprised how many people feel they can comment without knowing the full facts of the case.

If it was just a bit of a laugh, then fair enough, it might be a bit heavy-handed.

But if the thief, when arrested, proved himself to be a bit of a scrote, he might have deserved it. It might have been verging on a hate crime, for all I know. "Well, he deserved it, didn't he. Bl00dy pervert, walking down the street wearing a pink beret. I hate people like him."
 



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