What would be your message in a bottle?

AmexRuislip

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Feb 2, 2014

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Ruislip

• Aug 7, 2016

• #1

If you had to write a message in a bottle for any reason.
What would you write?

Me probably would be along the lines of:
Hi, I am a Brighton and Hove Albion fan for many years, if you find this message, please look us up as we'll be in the Premier League by then and you'll never get enough of us



Mad or what

 

Taybha

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Oct 8, 2008

27,178

Uwantsumorwat

• Aug 7, 2016

• #2

2 extra silver tops for friday please milko .

 

swindonseagull

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Aug 6, 2003

9,265

Swindon, but used to be Manila

• Aug 7, 2016

• #3

Send corkscrew

 

Albumen

Don't wait for me!

Jan 19, 2010

11,495

Brighton - In your face

• Aug 7, 2016

• #4

My other bottle is cut glass.

 

AmexRuislip

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Ruislip

• Aug 7, 2016

• Thread starter
• #5

Recycle me please

 

Prince Monolulu

Everything in Moderation

Oct 2, 2013

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The Race Hill

• Aug 7, 2016

• #6

I'd send an S.O.S. to the world.

 

Not Andy Naylor

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Dec 12, 2007

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Seven Dials

• Aug 7, 2016

• #7

Please wash and return to Hove Dairies.

 

studio150

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On the Border

• Aug 7, 2016

• #8

Who stole the ship

 

John Bumlick

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Apr 29, 2007

3,483

here hare here

• Aug 7, 2016

• #9

i am throwing this bottle into the sea simply to make the process of drinking my own piss a little more difficult should drinking my own piss start looking like a 'good option'. oh yeah and help. send fresh fruit and multiple pairs of clean pyjamas.

 

daveybgtt

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North Sompting

• Aug 7, 2016

• #10

Trapped in bottle factory, send help.

 

Dr. Notthenineo'clocknews

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The Graveyard & The Ballroom

• Aug 7, 2016

• #11

Write 'Amen' on another piece of paper and throw it back into the sea or you'll get seven years bad luck

 

Albion my Albion

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Indiana, USA

• Aug 7, 2016

• #12

You really don't want to know what else I did with this bottle.

 

Super Steve Earle

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Feb 23, 2009

8,354

North of Brighton

• Aug 7, 2016

• #13

If you can play centre back to English Championship standard, please contact Mr T Bloom, c/o The Amex, Falmer, Nr Brighton asap.

 

Norman Potting

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Sussex, Sussex not by the sea and actually nearer

• Aug 7, 2016

• #14

It's behind you.

 

BN9 BHA

DOCKERS

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Newhaven

• Aug 7, 2016

• #15

Send nudes.

 

edna krabappel

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• Aug 7, 2016

• #16

u ok hun?

 

fat old seagull

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Rural Ringmer

• Aug 7, 2016

• #17

AmexRuislip said:

If you had to write a message in a bottle for any reason.
What would you write?

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Sorry unable to comment ..... Lost my Bottle!

 

Prince Monolulu

Everything in Moderation

Oct 2, 2013

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The Race Hill

• Aug 7, 2016

• #18

***** instructions for getting a ship inside a bottle *****

 

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Return of the Rev

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Nov 26, 2008

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Flitting between the county league and mates rates

• Aug 7, 2016

• #19

Milky Joe sends his regards!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqdSBJmMDOs

 

Pavilionaire

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Jul 7, 2003

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• Aug 7, 2016

• #20

edna krabappel said:

u ok hun?

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