Caption competition (take your mind of THINGS)

AmexRuislip

Trainee Spy 🕵️‍♂️

Feb 2, 2014

33,801

Ruislip

• Aug 3, 2016

• #1

Work starts on Palarse new stadium extension.

"Excuse me mister, where's that Mr Pardew buried"

 

dazzer6666

Well-known member

NSC Patron

Mar 27, 2013

52,385

Burgess Hill

• Aug 3, 2016

• #2

You'll never build anything with kids

 

Tom Hark Preston Park

Will Post For Cash

Jul 6, 2003

70,151

• Aug 3, 2016

• #3

Fatboy Slim unveils new range of Birds Eye Potato Waffles in the Family Stand

 

Paul Reids Sock

Well-known member

Nov 3, 2004

4,458

Paul Reids boot

• Aug 3, 2016

• #4

I was going to build a wall but Norwich came in at the last minute and stole the rest of my bricks

 

Prince Monolulu

Everything in Moderation

Oct 2, 2013

10,201

The Race Hill

• Aug 3, 2016

• #5

Poor bullied lad contemplates the future, wondering why he has to be the only pupil STILL having to wear shorts. Miss Landolfi, the Geography teacher, admires his knees.

 

The Clamp

Well-known member

NSC Patron

Jan 11, 2016

24,473

West is BEST

• Aug 3, 2016

• #6

I'm afraid this is the last brick we can afford after trying to pay back our debts.

 

The Andy Naylor Fan Club

Well-known member

Aug 31, 2012

5,147

Right Here, Right Now

• Aug 3, 2016

• #7

"Kids and adults opt to be buried alive behind brick walls rather than watch Palace".

 

BBassic

I changed this.

Jul 28, 2011

12,310

• Aug 3, 2016

• #8

"That's right kids, by not paying our debts (twice) we can afford these lovely bricks"

 

studio150

Well-known member

Jul 30, 2011

29,611

On the Border

• Aug 3, 2016

• #9

With the EU workers sent home following the out vote, children are drafted in to make up the workforce.

British bricklayers moan as the pocket money wages are undercutting them

 

Pavilionaire

Well-known member

Jul 7, 2003

30,566

• Aug 3, 2016

• #10

<Blond lad, shirt and tie> "Hey mister, you're wall's sh1t and your shirt's fvcking sh1t! too"

 

SUA Seagull

Well-known member

Jul 23, 2016

408

Stratford-upon-Avon

• Aug 3, 2016

• #11

Kids (re Pardew): “Damn. We only came here to watch a pr*ck get covered in cement, but we obviously misread the invitation!”

 

Jack Straw

I look nothing like him!

Jul 7, 2003

6,877

Brighton. NOT KEMPTOWN!

• Aug 3, 2016

• #12

Sarah was more interested in watching Tristram playing Pocket Billiards than watching the brick-laying demonstration.

 

Return of the Rev

Well-known member

Nov 26, 2008

21,045

Flitting between the county league and mates rates

• Aug 3, 2016

• #13

HEY! Teacher! leave them kids alone.

 

H

Hove Lagoonery

Well-known member

Dec 16, 2008

1,039

• Aug 3, 2016

• #14

I didnt know Nelson Mandella was a bricklayer!

 

M

Mayonaise

Well-known member

May 25, 2014

2,114

Haywards Heath

• Aug 3, 2016

• #15

The man explains to the next generation that we need to rebuild the area because the local idiots burned down the last one!

 

S

Spicy

We're going up.

Dec 18, 2003

6,038

London

• Aug 3, 2016

• #16

Another brick in the wall, another nail in the coffin for Palace in the Premiership.

 

Wrong-Direction

Well-known member

Mar 10, 2013

13,416

• Aug 3, 2016

• #17

Trump lays the first bricks in his Mexican wall as a goodwill gesture

Sent from my SM-A310F using Tapatalk

 

E

essbee

New member

Jan 5, 2005

3,656

• Aug 3, 2016

• #18

Bricklayer in fancy shirt:

"I've come all the way from Bermuda to build this fu**ing wall, the least you could do is help"

 

Lurchy

Well-known member

Jul 2, 2014

2,350

• Aug 3, 2016

• #19

"Now kids, you probably haven't seen one of these before but this thing in my hand is a brick. If you ever move out of a caravan and into a house, chances are it will be built of them."

 

SUA Seagull

Well-known member

Jul 23, 2016

408

Stratford-upon-Avon

• Aug 3, 2016

• #20

SUA Seagull said:

Kids (re Pardew): “Damn. We only came here to watch a pr*ck get covered in cement, but we obviously misread the invitation!”

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Kids (again): "We came here to see Richie Towell not some titchy trowel."

 

Last edited: Aug 3, 2016