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Gabbafella

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Aug 22, 2012
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Does he still get royalties for his part in the bash street kids?
 


Giraffe

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Aug 8, 2005
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And Glen Johnson
 


Pavilionaire

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Jul 7, 2003
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Does he fancy playing some Route One in Russia 2018 under Big Sam?
 




RM-Taylor

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Jan 7, 2006
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Which Premier League striker would he recommend we try and sign who would be willing to join us.
 












Bwian

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Jul 14, 2003
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Has he broken in his new teeth yet?
 






marlowe

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Dec 13, 2015
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1. Does he ever get annoyed with people who sit next to him on aeroplanes and barrage him with a series of inane questions for the duration of the flight?
2. Does he stand up or remain seated when wiping his arse?
3. Why don't people keep cows as pets?
4. What's on his bedside table or in his bedside cabinet?
5. Does he know anything about fixing laptops?
 


Raleigh Chopper

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Sep 1, 2011
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Plymouth
Is he doing strictly this year?
Has he got a photo of Abby's clunge?
How tall are you? (probably never been asked that)
Spill the dirt on Lineker and other pundits.
Does he get clinically depressed because he has never played for Brighton & Hove Albion and was this the reason he shagged another chick.
If you meet a bloke called Hove Born & Bred, walk away.
Can you play left back?
 
















Giraffe

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In the who uses the toilet whilst on a plane competition Crouchy beats Johnson by a long way. Which is odd considering the obvious discomfort he would face by such a manoeuvre.
 



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