Only Andrex 4 ply Quilts good enough. Is it just me ?

Not nick rhodes · Jul 30, 2016

I will only use Andrex 4 ply Quilted loo paper in the house as I think although it is more expensive my bottom deserves the best.

I do get quite sniffy if i 'm at someone's house/flat and they only have 3 ply or heaven forbid cheap 2 ply on offer.

I've been thinking is this me being too precious or am I in the majority ?

Sorry, it's been a slow news day !

glasfryn · Jul 30, 2016

BN9 BHA · Jul 30, 2016

thread.

Eeyore · Jul 30, 2016

It was better when he was pretending to be Nick Rhodes.

wellquickwoody · Jul 30, 2016

Are you Greg in disguise?

Justice · Jul 30, 2016

Not nick rhodes said:
I will only use Andrex 4 ply Quilted loo paper in the house as I think although it is more expensive my bottom deserves the best.

I do get quite sniffy if i 'm at someone's house/flat and they only have 3 ply or heaven forbid cheap 2 ply on offer.

I've been thinking is this me being too precious or am I in the majority ?

Sorry, it's been a slow news day !

Stop shitting in other people's houses then.

fat old seagull · Jul 30, 2016

Not nick rhodes said:
I will only use Andrex 4 ply Quilted loo paper in the house as I think although it is more expensive my bottom deserves the best.

I do get quite sniffy if i 'm at someone's house/flat and they only have 3 ply or heaven forbid cheap 2 ply on offer.

I've been thinking is this me being too precious or am I in the majority ?

Sorry, it's been a slow news day !

Your bottom is clearly needy. Some old timers may well remember the standard paper of the 50's era, called "Jeyes" single off white sheets of shiny paper in a flat pack. Bloody useless, never collected anything, just smeared it around. Only the Queen didn't have skiddy pants.

CheeseRolls · Jul 30, 2016

Happy enough with own brand stuff. I guess I am just not as full of it as you.

Not nick rhodes · Jul 30, 2016

CheeseRolls said:
Happy enough with own brand stuff. I guess I am just not as full of it as you.

Are you sure you are not tempted to upgrade to a better class of loo roll ?

Theatre of Trees · Jul 30, 2016

Not nick rhodes said:
I will only use Andrex 4 ply Quilted loo paper in the house as I think although it is more expensive my bottom deserves the best.

I do get quite sniffy if i 'm at someone's house/flat and they only have 3 ply or heaven forbid cheap 2 ply on offer.

I've been thinking is this me being too precious or am I in the majority ?

Sorry, it's been a slow news day !

Obviously proof that you are full of shit.

Brian Fantana · Jul 30, 2016

Not nick rhodes said:
I will only use Andrex 4 ply Quilted loo paper in the house as I think although it is more expensive my bottom deserves the best.

I do get quite sniffy if i 'm at someone's house/flat and they only have 3 ply or heaven forbid cheap 2 ply on offer.

I've been thinking is this me being too precious or am I in the majority ?

Sorry, it's been a slow news day !

You must be a ****ing hoot at parties.

Not nick rhodes · Jul 30, 2016

Brian Fantana said:
You must be a ****ing hoot at parties.

How did you know ! Lol

Icy Gull · Jul 30, 2016

fat old seagull said:
Your bottom is clearly needy. Some old timers may well remember the standard paper of the 50's era, called "Jeyes" single off white sheets of shiny paper in a flat pack. Bloody useless, never collected anything, just smeared it around. Only the Queen didn't have skiddy pants.

Izal surely

Norman Baker suck my lozenge · Jul 30, 2016

I find that the expensive,quilted stuff doesn't give enough purchase,wilkos own brand gets the job done.

Smoky McPot · Jul 30, 2016

I only use cashmere jumpers and throw out after one use. Super soft...

Boroseagull · Jul 30, 2016

Icy Gull said:
Izal surely

Or Bronco.

Norman Potting · Jul 30, 2016

Lidl ob good enough for us

vegster · Jul 30, 2016

Icy Gull said:
Izal surely

This. only us oldsters know how crap bog roll was in the past....Izal was like wiping yer arse with grease proof paper.

Winker · Jul 30, 2016

I use one of these...

Pavilionaire · Jul 30, 2016

You could try buying two ply and folding it in two. Hey presto, 4 ply for thine arse!

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