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    Trump was visiting a primary school in Orlando and visited a grade
    four class. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and
    their meanings.
    The teacher asked Mr.Trump if he would like to lead the discussion on
    the word 'tragedy.' So our illustrious Republican candidate asked the class
    for an example of a 'tragedy'.
    One little boy stood up and offered: "If my best friend, who lives on a
    farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs him over and kills him,
    that would be a tragedy."
    "No," said Trump, "that would be an accident."
    A little girl raised her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove
    off a cliff, killing everyone, that would be a tragedy."
    "I'm afraid not," explained Trump. "That's what we would call great loss."
    The room went silent. No other child volunteered. Trump searched the room.
    "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"
    Finally at the back of the room, Little Johnny raised his hand. The
    teacher held her breath.


    In a quiet voice he said: "If the plane carrying you was struck by a
    'friendly fire' missile and blown to smithereens that would be a tragedy."hi
    "Fantastic!" exclaimed Trump, "That's right. And can you tell me why that
    would be a tragedy?"
    "Well," says Johnny, "It has to be a tragedy, because it sure as hell
    wouldn't be a great loss... and you can bet your sweet ass it wouldn't be
    an accident either!"
    The teacher left the room..









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