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Made me laugh - Donald Trump



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SurreySeagulls

Well-known member
Jul 9, 2003
2,458
Guildford
DEAR AIRLINES:

Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.

Replace all the female flight attendants with YOUNG good-looking strippers! What the hell!! They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?

The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a "party atmosphere" going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women. Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money.

Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes because of the alcohol and for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline
industry would see record revenues. This is definitely a win - win situation if we handle it right -- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.


Why didn't Bush or Obama think of this?

Why do I still have to do everything myself?

Sincerely,
Donald Trump
 




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NSC Patron
Oct 8, 2003
49,860
Faversham
But with a promise like this (made yesterday) only an unpatriotic traitor could possibly contemplate voting against him, surely?

"the crime and violence that today afflicts our nation will soon come to an end"

:shrug:
 


Triggaaar

Triggaaar

Well-known member
Oct 24, 2005
50,151
Goldstone
Harry Wilson's tackle said:
But with a promise like this (made yesterday) only an unpatriotic traitor could possibly contemplate voting against him, surely?

"the crime and violence that today afflicts our nation will soon come to an end"

:shrug:
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Indeed, I heard the BBC headlines this morning, which said Trump had promised to end crime and violence.

I clearly had the guy all wrong, he's the messiah!
 








mejonaNO12 aka riskit

mejonaNO12 aka riskit

Well-known member
Dec 4, 2003
21,494
England
I woke up at 6.30am and heard the news say "Donald Trump has promised to end crime".

I remember thinking "I'm still waking up. I've clearly misheard a man one voting round from the White House actually PROMISE to end the actions of others"

Nope. Heard it right.

Mental.
 


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knocky1

Well-known member
Jan 20, 2010
12,963
I like the plagiarism and translation of an Islamic phrase in his new sloga,
"Make America Akbar again"
 






Triggaaar

Triggaaar

Well-known member
Oct 24, 2005
50,151
Goldstone
Crime could be ended by removing all law, but Trump couldn't do that, as congress wouldn't support him.

But I think many have actually underestimated him. If there's one American who could end crime and violence, Trump is probably the one. All he needs to do is navigate towards world war 3, ensure everyone dies and boom, mission accomplished.
 












Bevendean Hillbilly

Bevendean Hillbilly

New member
Sep 4, 2006
12,805
Nestling in green nowhere
Trump as POTUS is a curious mix of hilarity and absolute arse clenching terror. It seems to me that the electorate are faced with a choice of him with his vacuous sloganeering and the democrats have put up THE worst candidate to stop him. Hilary is the most unpopular democratic runner in living memory.

There may be BIG trouble ahead. Especially as Trump wants to walk away from NATO.
 




beorhthelm

beorhthelm

A. Virgo, Football Genius
Jul 21, 2003
35,287
Lyndhurst 14 said:
The Washington Post rips into Trump and hits the nail on the head with their op-ed Donald Trump is a unique threat to American democracy
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i think that sort of headline grabbing conclusion is a tad alarmist and ott. if anything, the points they make about lack of experince about politics point to someone who wont be abloe to get much done. the checks and balances of the US system wont be bypassed by Trump and either he'll moderate his policies or in 4 years time after letting down most his electorate from non-delivery, he'll be voted out. crying about someone as unsuitable for office because of their views is itself a shade undemocratic its up to the people to decide if he represents them or not (echos of the reaction to Brexit vote here).
 


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GingerBeerMan

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Dec 29, 2011
8,022
Bevendean Hillbilly said:
Trump as POTUS is a curious mix of hilarity and absolute arse clenching terror. It seems to me that the electorate are faced with a choice of him with his vacuous sloganeering and the democrats have put up THE worst candidate to stop him. Hilary is the most unpopular democratic runner in living memory.

There may be BIG trouble ahead. Especially as Trump wants to walk away from NATO.
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Sanders wipes the floor with Trump in EVERY poll carried out. The DNC really backed the wrong candidate, it'd be equal parts hilarious and scary should Trump win the nomination. The look on Clintons face might make up for WW3.
 


Lyndhurst 14

Lyndhurst 14

Well-known member
Jan 16, 2008
5,125
beorhthelm said:
i think that sort of headline grabbing conclusion is a tad alarmist and ott. if anything, the points they make about lack of experince about politics point to someone who wont be abloe to get much done. the checks and balances of the US system wont be bypassed by Trump and either he'll moderate his policies or in 4 years time after letting down most his electorate from non-delivery, he'll be voted out. crying about someone as unsuitable for office because of their views is itself a shade undemocratic its up to the people to decide if he represents them or not (echos of the reaction to Brexit vote here).
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Not really. They are addressing legitimate concerns many Americans, including Republicans, have. I know some dyed in the wool Republicans who say the GOP no longer represents them and they are considering abstaining or doing the unthinkable and voting for Clinton because Trump scares the shit out of them
 
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Raleigh Chopper

New member
Sep 1, 2011
12,054
Plymouth
SurreySeagulls said:
DEAR AIRLINES:

Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.

Replace all the female flight attendants with YOUNG good-looking strippers! What the hell!! They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?

The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a "party atmosphere" going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women. Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money.

Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes because of the alcohol and for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline
industry would see record revenues. This is definitely a win - win situation if we handle it right -- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.


Why didn't Bush or Obama think of this?

Why do I still have to do everything myself?

Sincerely,
Donald Trump
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It's not even an original idea, a friend of mine showed me such an airline on something called porntub or something like that, they were having it off without johnnies and everything.
Disgusting it was.
 




beorhthelm

beorhthelm

A. Virgo, Football Genius
Jul 21, 2003
35,287
Lyndhurst 14 said:
Not really. They are addressing legitimate concerns many Americans, including Republicans, have. I know some dyed in the wool Republicans who say the GOP no longer represents them and they are considering abstaining or doing the unthinkable and voting for Clinton because Trump scares the shit out of them
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where is the threat to democracy then? sounds more like there may be an existential threat to the Republican party, though i'm sure they'll over come it next election cycle. and Trump is less scary than Cruz precisly because has no convictions, he we'll give up or change tact in the face of significnat opposition.

Trump cant run roughshod over the constitution, or change it without support from congress and senate, likewise for any significant policies. i beleive things like NATO or trade with NAFTA are signed by Congress, so he cant unilaterally leave NATO or threaten trade sanctions on Mexico if they dont build/pay for the wall. as i read it he'll have 4 years of failure, unless supported by the other branches of government.
 
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Bevendean Hillbilly

Bevendean Hillbilly

New member
Sep 4, 2006
12,805
Nestling in green nowhere
GingerBeerMan said:
Sanders wipes the floor with Trump in EVERY poll carried out. The DNC really backed the wrong candidate, it'd be equal parts hilarious and scary should Trump win the nomination. The look on Clintons face might make up for WW3.
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I can't prove the veracity of this but I heard on R4 the other day that if Trump had just put the mega bucks he inherited in the bank he would be richer than he is now which, if true, makes him a shithouse businessman as well as a small handed wiggy mentalist.

The fact that the entire world is having a great laugh at this orange freak is even more concerning because, mark my words, he's going to win and pretty soon no one will be safe anywhere in the world.

The Chinese curse "may you live in interesting times" has never been more apt.

On a side note. When Trump announces that all Incomers from countries "contaminated" by terrorism will be stopped from entering the USA he will now have to ban Uk, French, Germans, Belgians, Norwegians, Dutch and Russians from getting off the plane at JFK?
 


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