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Belly buttons - what's the point of them?



Durlston

"Garlic bread!?"
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Jul 15, 2009
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Getting ready for bed and everything smells ok, even balls, but one thing that really stinks in this hot weather is my belly button. A bit like a cheesy foreskin that hasn't been washed for a few days. The trouble is its impossible to wash because I can't get right inside it.

Anybody know what they're for? Do you find them sexy on girls? Is it natural for them to get a bit whiffy? ???
 




Aveacarlin'

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Jul 5, 2011
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Getting ready for bed and everything smells ok, even balls, but one thing that really stinks in this hot weather is my belly button. A bit like a cheesy foreskin that hasn't been washed for a few days. The trouble is its impossible to wash because I can't get right inside it.

Anybody know what they're for? Do you find them sexy on girls? Is it natural for them to get a bit whiffy? ???
Strangely enough, your question prompted me to give mine a good finger probing......something I've never done before. No cheese like smell for me.

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Thunder Bolt

Ordinary Supporter
Ah, that's a very good reason for having them then but served no purpose in the last 30 or so years.

Do any scars serve a purpose?

I suppose it's handy to put the salt in, if you're eating celery in bed.

That depends on whether you have an inny or an outy.
 








Codner pharmaceuticals

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Jun 17, 2009
1,342
Border Country
It kept you alive before you were born.

As he says. Essentially the gateway to your entire pre-birth circulation receiving oxygen and food until you decide to make the worldly appearance.

Post partum - they are a scar to remind you of your pre-natal vulnerability as well as being a small cheese repository.
 
















Questions

Habitual User
Oct 18, 2006
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Worthing
As he says. Essentially the gateway to your entire pre-birth circulation receiving oxygen and food until you decide to make the worldly appearance.

Post partum - they are a scar to remind you of your pre-natal vulnerability as well as being a small cheese repository.
All of that is rubbish. They are there to collect belly fluff which is - if you are healthy - nearly always a shade of blue. Sky blue meaning you are in tip top condition.
 


Harry Wilson's tackle

Harry Wilson's Tackle
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Oct 8, 2003
49,337
Faversham
Getting ready for bed and everything smells ok, even balls, but one thing that really stinks in this hot weather is my belly button. A bit like a cheesy foreskin that hasn't been washed for a few days. The trouble is its impossible to wash because I can't get right inside it.

Anybody know what they're for? Do you find them sexy on girls? Is it natural for them to get a bit whiffy? ???

You need to get a ****ing cotton bud in there, mate. By the sound of it, dipped in Draino :lolol:
 


Harry Wilson's tackle

Harry Wilson's Tackle
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Oct 8, 2003
49,337
Faversham
Do any scars serve a purpose?

I suppose it's handy to put the salt in, if you're eating celery in bed.

That depends on whether you have an inny or an outy.

After crossing a certain age rubicon, the inny becomes an outy. Bit like Brexit, allegedly :lolol:
 






Wellesley

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Jul 24, 2013
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It's there to hold the salt for your celery.
 


They're needed because if you unscrew them your bum falls off.

True fact.


I was told that if the the midwife didn't tie a knot in the cord, thus creating a belly button, you would go "PPPPHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" all around the delivery room as the air escaped from you.
 



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