Boris Johnson you total tool

Raleigh Chopper · Jul 19, 2016

Never seen the likes of it before a total and utter humiliation.
If you don't know what I am on about then watch tonight's news where he was speaking with John Kerry and the American press, stop it now and find someone better who can represent us, anyone but Boris, and he could have been PM, the mind boggles.

This is not an anti Tory pro Lanour thread but is there anyone out there that did not squirm all the way through it?

Harry Wilson's tackle · Jul 19, 2016

Raleigh Chopper said:
Never seen the likes of it before a total and utter humiliation.
If you don't know what I am on about then watch tonight's news where he was speaking with John Kerry and the American press, stop it now and find someone better who can represent us, anyone but Boris, and he could have been PM, the mind boggles.

This is not an anti Tory pro Lanour thread but is there anyone out there that did not squirm all the way through it?

He's an educated man, too. It beggars belief :facepalm:

Cheeky Monkey · Jul 19, 2016

Maybe we can send him to Pyongyang to play wiff-waff with the fat boy.

Robot Chicken · Jul 19, 2016

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIGYqT9G780

Cheeky Monkey · Jul 19, 2016

It's basically Matt Lucas in an Andy Warhol wig!

El Presidente · Jul 19, 2016

I saw Johnson this morning about 6:30 when out running. He was jogging in the opposite direction with three security officers.

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pasty · Jul 20, 2016

Easy 10 · Jul 20, 2016

Raleigh Chopper said:
Never seen the likes of it before a total and utter humiliation.
If you don't know what I am on about then watch tonight's news where he was speaking with John Kerry and the American press, stop it now and find someone better who can represent us, anyone but Boris, and he could have been PM, the mind boggles.

This is not an anti Tory pro Lanour thread but is there anyone out there that did not squirm all the way through it?

I totally agree. It was absolutely toe-curling.

I've never seen a politician so out of his depth that he was desperately clinging to the hollow words of a (clearly mortified) John Kerry, who was doing his level best to try and bail him out, and help him retain some modicum of credibility in the face of a grilling. Johnson's "charming bumbling" persona simply will not cut it at this level. He was lost for words and floundering, it was utterly embarrassing. I honestly can't remember ever seeing a more humiliating press conference.

Easy 10 · Jul 20, 2016

Johnson twice referred to the crisis in Egypt, but was believed to be referring to Turkey.

He came under strongest attack from American journalists who asked him if he was going to apologise to world leaders for his past insults, including to Barack Obama, and whether other politicians could trust him.

Johnson, holding the press conference in the Foreign Office, said: “We can spend an awfully long time going over lots of stuff that I’ve written over the last 30 years … all of which in my view have been taken out of context, through what alchemy I do not know – somehow misconstrued that it would really take me too long to engage in a full global itinerary of apology to all concerned.”

He added: “There is a rich thesaurus of things that I have said that have one way or the other I don’t know how that has been misconstrued. Most people when they read these things in their proper context can see what was intended, and indeed virtually everyone I have met in this job understands that very well particularly on the international scene. We have very serious issues before us today we have an unfolding humanitarian crisis in Syria that is getting worse. We have a crisis in Yemen that is intractable and a burgeoning crisis on Egypt and those are to my mind far more important than any obiter dicta you may have disinterred from 30 years of journalism.”

:facepalm:

Weapons grade waffle. Oh gawd.

W.C. · Jul 20, 2016

Easy 10 said:
He added: “There is a rich thesaurus of things that I have said that have one way or the other I don’t know how that has been misconstrued.

I was going to post more or less the same. Just wanted to highlight THAT line though.

But, ooh tee hee hee, isn't he just SO amusing!

Easy 10 · Jul 20, 2016

W.C. said:
I was going to post more or less the same. Just wanted to highlight THAT line though.

But, ooh tee hee hee, isn't he just SO amusing!

"obiter dicta"

- if you're on the ropes, randomly insert an obscure bit of latin to sound REALLY clever...

Pevenseagull · Jul 20, 2016

The statesmanship of a goat's anus.

mothy · Jul 20, 2016

What was wrong with what he said?

Did you not like the idea of peace in Syria or Yemen or a more involved UK internationally?

AmexRuislip · Jul 20, 2016

This made me laugh.

Quote:
.My chances of being PM are about as good as the chances of finding Elvis on Mars, or my being reincarnated as an olive.”

BJ allegedly :lolol:

pastafarian · Jul 20, 2016

Imagine if the Jezza mob were in charge.
It would have been Emily Thornberry up there

at least Boris actually likes this place unlike that sneering vile cow

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Aveacarlin' · Jul 20, 2016

I don't see what all the criticism is about myself. Sounds more like a bunch of Remainers that still have a bitter taste in the mouth from the referendum result.

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fat old seagull · Jul 20, 2016

Aveacarlin' said:
I don't see what all the criticism is about myself. Sounds more like a bunch of Remainers that still have a bitter taste in the mouth from the referendum result.

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If you seriously don't believe that was an embarrassment and his speech was fine, I'm shocked. Though he's clearly been Hair managed by PM's office, his standing on the podium with his hands stuffed in his pockets was positively chav. If he lasts the year out as Foreign Minister I'll be shocked. What was the PM thinking of giving him that job, other than "if you give him enough rope".

yxee · Jul 20, 2016

mothy said:
What was wrong with what he said?

Did you not like the idea of peace in Syria or Yemen or a more involved UK internationally?

Substance is not as important as delivery. He's embarrassed people with his bumbling, didn't you know?

Aveacarlin' · Jul 20, 2016

fat old seagull said:
If you seriously don't believe that was an embarrassment and his speech was fine, I'm shocked. Though he's clearly been Hair managed by PM's office, his standing on the podium with his hands stuffed in his pockets was positively chav. If he lasts the year out as Foreign Minister I'll be shocked. What was the PM thinking of giving him that job, other than "if you give him enough rope".

Well that remains to be seen.

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sir albion · Jul 20, 2016

Never been a fan of his as he rarely awnsers questions and mumbles to much....He shouldn't be anywhere near the key elite that runs this country.

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