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What piece of furniture would you be?



AmexRuislip

Trainee Spy 🕵️‍♂️
Feb 2, 2014
33,727
Ruislip
In the tradition of @greginbrighton threads
What piece of furniture would you be and why?

I would be a grandfather clock, as I would be around for years and keep my dignity.


:nono: God I must be bored :nono:
 


Paul Reids Sock

Well-known member
Nov 3, 2004
4,458
Paul Reids boot
I would probably be that drawer that is in every house, either in the Kitchen or Lounge.

it's full of useless rubbish that has been stored as 'it may be useful one day'. Once a year or so you actually get to use some of the rubbish you have stored up
 




spence

British and Proud
Oct 15, 2014
9,811
Crawley
Probably a headboard. I can be quite noisy at times.
 






Gabbafella

Well-known member
Aug 22, 2012
4,635
The infamous table with the wobbly leg because my sole purpose is to irritate people.
 


Bevendean Hillbilly

New member
Sep 4, 2006
12,805
Nestling in green nowhere
I'd be (bizarrely I know) Victoria Coren-Mitchell's bog seat or Connie Huqs bike saddle. I'd even put up with David Mitchell's and Charlie Brookers porridge. In the case of Huq I'd crawl naked through broken lightbulbs just to stick matchsticks in her shit.
 










pasty

A different kind of pasty
Jul 5, 2003
30,178
West, West, West Sussex
In the tradition of @greginbrighton threads
What piece of furniture would you be and why?

I would be a grandfather clock, as I would be around for years and keep my dignity.


:nono: God I must be bored :nono:

CLOCK.gif
 




Dick Swiveller

Well-known member
Sep 9, 2011
9,142
I'd be (bizarrely I know) Victoria Coren-Mitchell's bog seat or Connie Huqs bike saddle. I'd even put up with David Mitchell's and Charlie Brookers porridge. In the case of Huq I'd crawl naked through broken lightbulbs just to stick matchsticks in her shit.
I don't know why I find it funny you have such an obsession about a lady but get her name wrong. But I do.

Konnie.
 








Worthingite

Sexy Pete... :D
Sep 16, 2011
4,959
Worthing
I'd be (bizarrely I know) Victoria Coren-Mitchell's bog seat or Connie Huqs bike saddle. I'd even put up with David Mitchell's and Charlie Brookers porridge. In the case of Huq I'd crawl naked through broken lightbulbs just to stick matchsticks in her shit.

If you take Connie, I'll take Vicky. I would do horrific things to her.
 


Titanic

Super Moderator
Helpful Moderator
Jul 5, 2003
39,022
West Sussex
I would love to be the whiteboard in the boardroom at the Amex - I would erase any stupid ideas about charging for access to bars! :thumbsup:
 













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