Caption competition.

AmexRuislip

Trainee Spy 🕵️‍♂️

Feb 2, 2014

33,799

Ruislip

• Jul 13, 2016

• #1

Yo' majesty I's gotss'ta be de new primeminister

 

Mr Bridger

Sound of the suburbs

Feb 25, 2013

4,437

Earth

• Jul 13, 2016

• #2

Madness, madness they call it madness.

 

whitelion

New member

Dec 16, 2003

12,828

Southwick

• Jul 13, 2016

• #3

Mr Bridger said:

Madness, madness they call it madness.

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That is very good Bridger - top of the class...

 

studio150

Well-known member

Jul 30, 2011

29,607

On the Border

• Jul 13, 2016

• #4

One of the first things I propose to do as prime minister is raise the state pension, I never realised that pensioners were still needing to work at the age of 90.

 

Norman Baker suck my lozenge

New member

Feb 24, 2004

6,638

Freshening up for the Ladies.

• Jul 13, 2016

• #5

Maggie took their milk Ma'am,I'm gonna take their dignity.


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Mr Bridger

Sound of the suburbs

Feb 25, 2013

4,437

Earth

• Jul 13, 2016

• #6

I'm sure this job will go to my head so I've bought you my own brand shampoo.

 

H

Hampster Gull

New member

Dec 22, 2010

13,462

• Jul 13, 2016

• #7

And with Brexit we really will be able to turnover the poor

 

GoldWithFalmer

Seaweed! Seaweed!

Apr 24, 2011

12,687

SouthCoast

• Jul 13, 2016

• #8

This NON EU yellow stool is taking the BREXIT mamm, i know the nation voted leave ,but are things really as bad as my dress sense.....? Nice to meet you..

 

Superphil

Dismember

Jul 7, 2003

25,416

In a pile of football shirts

• Jul 13, 2016

• #9

I don't have a ****ing clue what I'm doing

 

GoldWithFalmer

Seaweed! Seaweed!

Apr 24, 2011

12,687

SouthCoast

• Jul 13, 2016

• #10

Mr Bridger said:

I'm sure this job will go to my head so I've bought you my own brand shampoo.

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Wifey particularly like your effort so well done from MRS GWF

 

GoldWithFalmer

Seaweed! Seaweed!

Apr 24, 2011

12,687

SouthCoast

• Jul 13, 2016

• #11

Superphil said:

I don't have a ****ing clue what I'm doing

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Caption competition.,you see the picture and........

 

Me and my Monkey

Well-known member

Nov 3, 2015

3,340

• Jul 13, 2016

• #12

AmexRuislip said:

Yo' majesty I's gotss'ta be de new primeminister

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Oooh, me knees! Gizza hoik up, luv..

 

H

Hampster Gull

New member

Dec 22, 2010

13,462

• Jul 13, 2016

• #13

Welcome to the Unelected Club

 

tiberious

New member

Nov 3, 2009

840

The earth

• Jul 13, 2016

• #14

AmexRuislip said:

Yo' majesty I's gotss'ta be de new primeminister

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Well you're Coldstream gaurds will be retired and my husbands company G4s will cover your security.
i've already f*cked the Police the armed forces are next

 

The Sock of Poskett

The best is yet to come (spoiler alert)

Jun 12, 2009

2,802

• Jul 13, 2016

• #15

TM: "Not sure that handbag's strictly necessary, Your Majesty."
Q: "It contains my revolver. I was worried you'd bring Boris."

 

JBD

Member

Jul 12, 2009

89

Zone Q

• Jul 13, 2016

• #16

You put your right arm in your right arm out you do the.............................

 

BN9 BHA

DOCKERS

NSC Patron

Jul 14, 2013

21,522

Newhaven

• Jul 13, 2016

• #17

Please help me up, my heels have gone straight through your carpet.

 

Wrong-Direction

Well-known member

Mar 10, 2013

13,416

• Jul 13, 2016

• #18

Here's that number for Stannah Stair lifts.

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PILTDOWN MAN

Well-known member

NSC Patron

Sep 15, 2004

18,686

Hurst Green

• Jul 13, 2016

• #19

Let come down to your level, didn't realise you're so short.

 

Goldstone1976

We Got Calde in!!

Helpful Moderator

NSC Patron

Apr 30, 2013

13,782

Herts

• Jul 13, 2016

• #20

I seem to have pee'd on your carpet. Got any loo roll?