If you found an ATM machine dispensing free cash....

... but didn't leave a footprint of the 'transaction', would you help yourself or would you be honest and inform the vending bank of the machine fault?

How much would you withdraw? What would you buy? Season tickets? Drugs? Booze? Prostitutes?

I would buy a pair of guinea pigs and a cage and accessories. Go to Hawksmoor's for a big steak in London. Order artisan cheeses for a tasting pig-out. Go round the streets of Brighton and Hove giving cash and food to homeless people.

What would you do? Don't be greedy, now...

Pay you to stop starting shit threads




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