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Goldstone1976

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Herts

• Jun 21, 2016

• #1

I've got a transvestite mate who lives near Bolton. He's got a Wigan address.


(I've figured out that the shorter they are, the less you have to get your teeth into.)

 

Stat Brother

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• Jun 21, 2016

• #2

Narcissists really need to take a good hard look at themselves.

 

Gazwag

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• Jun 21, 2016

• #3

Bolton football stadium is closer to Wigan than Bolton, does he live near there

 

Guinness Boy

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• Jun 21, 2016

• #4

Goldstone1976 said:

(I've figured out that the shorter they are, the less you have to get your teeth into.)

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And the easier it is for Proud Mary to stay tucked away.

 

Goldstone1976

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Guinness Boy said:

And the easier it is for Proud Mary to stay tucked away.

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Boom Tish!

 

Acker79

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• Jun 21, 2016

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Seems an odd way to phrase it. Wigan is a pretty notable place in it's own right. It's like saying I live near Worthing - I have a Brighton address. Something about this seems odd.

 

Tim Over Whelmed

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• Jun 21, 2016

• #7

I you sure it's Wigan, may live on the out "skirts"?

 

Pavilionaire

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• Jun 21, 2016

• #8

Goldstone1976 said:

I've got a transvestite mate who lives near Bolton. He's got a Wigan address.


(I've figured out that the shorter they are, the less you have to get your teeth into.)

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Little Lever?

 

AmexRuislip

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Ruislip

• Jun 21, 2016

• #9

Eat , drink and be Mary!

 

rocker959

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• Jun 21, 2016

• #10

What's the difference between an egg and a **** ?
You can beat an egg .

 

Gazwag

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• Jun 21, 2016

• #11

rocker959 said:

What's the difference between an egg and a **** ?
You can beat an egg .

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So you can't beat four stars, if you add an extra star that'll make five stars which beats four stars

 

el punal

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• Jun 21, 2016

• #12

Guinness Boy said:

And the easier it is for Proud Mary to stay tucked away.

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So Clitheroe is quite handy and close by.

 

rocker959

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• Jun 21, 2016

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Gazwag said:

So you can't beat four stars, if you add an extra star that'll make five stars which beats four stars

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Did not realise censorship of the word w**k happens on here. Grrrrrrr

 

Taybha

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• Jun 21, 2016

• #14

This is why i'm voting to leave the Emu