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Euro 2016 Colemanballs



kevo

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Mar 8, 2008
9,085
First we had John Hartson saying 'the keeper had no chance' with Bale's free kick. Then I just heard the ITV commentator saying Spain v Czech was "the most one-sided first half we've seen so far". The **** presumably hadnt watched Poland v Northern Ireland or England v Russia. Only a few games in and I want to listen to the games with the sound turned down.

Any more examples of the overpaid TV twonks talking absolute bollocks?
 






ManOfSussex

We wunt be druv
Apr 11, 2016
14,729
Rape of Hastings, Sussex
Clive Tyldesley's 'Justice for the 11' on Saturday night.
He also referred to when England went to Germany to play Berlin.

Lee Dixon saying just now he wants to cut Clive Clive Tyldesley's hair made me feel nauseated too.
 
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Dick Swiveller

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Sep 9, 2011
9,142
None of these are Colemanballs.

Edit - apart from the last one I didn't see when I posted this!

Edit again - and the Germany one.
 


Billy in Bristol

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Mar 25, 2004
1,409
Bristol
"Have Spain lost their air of invisibility"
Clive T
 














Prince Monolulu

Everything in Moderation
Oct 2, 2013
10,201
The Race Hill
“That’s the fastest time ever run – but it’s not as fast as the world record.”


“A truly international field, no Britons involved.”


“The Republic of China – back in the Olympic Games for the first time.”


“Don’t tell those coming in the final result of that fantastic match, but let’s just have another look at Italy’s winning goal.”

“He’s 31 this year – last year he was 30.”

“He just can’t believe what’s not happening to him.”

“In a moment we hope to see the pole vault over the satellite.”


“He is accelerating all the time. The last lap was run in 64 seconds and the one before that in 62.”

“It’s gold or nothing ... and it’s nothing. He comes away with the silver medal.”

“There is Brendan Foster, by himself with 20,000 people.”

“Forest have now lost six matches without winning.”

“The front wheel crosses the finish line, closely followed by the back wheel.”

“And here’s Moses Kiptanui – the 19-year-old Kenyan who turned 20 a few weeks ago.”

“If that had gone in, it would have been a goal.”

“This evening is a very different evening from the morning we had this morning.”

“I think there is no doubt, she’ll probably qualify for the final.”

“Nobody has ever won the title twice before. He (Roger Black) has already done that.”

“Both of the Villa scorers – Withe and Mortimer – were born in Liverpool as was the Villa manager Ron Saunders who was born in Birkenhead.”

"And the line-up for the final of the women's 400 metres hurdles includes three Russians, two East Germans, a Pole, a Swede and a Frenchman."

"We estimate, and this isn't an estimation, that Greta Waltz is 80 seconds behind."



The original and the best.....RIP Dave
 




ManOfSussex

We wunt be druv
Apr 11, 2016
14,729
Rape of Hastings, Sussex
Mark Lawrenson on commentary for Slovakia v Russia:

'Look how quickly The Czech Republic are..............'
 



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