Football bird puns

gripper stebson · May 24, 2016

OK so I am writing a thing at the moment that requires a row of pigeon cages in a loft. Each pigeon has a name hand written above his cage... ideally a famous footballer / bird pun. I'm drawing a blank.

Over to you NSC!

THANKS!

Acker79 · May 24, 2016

DaWren Anderton (or any Darren, really)
Crowie Barton
Lionowl Messi

Prince Monolulu · May 24, 2016

Raheem Starling

Taybha · May 24, 2016

Crispycock ?

greyseagull · May 24, 2016

Just Matt.

As in Matt Sparrow

surrey jim · May 24, 2016

Arjen Robin

zeemeeuw · May 24, 2016

Booby Zamora

Radamel Falcon

greyseagull · May 24, 2016

Chris Woodpecker

Goldstone1976 · May 24, 2016

C Gull

greyseagull · May 24, 2016

Nigel Chough

Dr. Notthenineo'clocknews · May 24, 2016

Doug Loft

Acker79 · May 24, 2016

Dick Avocet
Jackdaw Wilshere
Jay Jay Okocha
Robin Van Persie
David Stock Dove

MattBackHome · May 24, 2016

Moa Johnston
Goose Hiddink

sydney · May 24, 2016

albertross moreno
ostrich crouch
spoonbill ****headcuntwhistle dean
hen harding
duck grealish
dave pheasant

Prince Monolulu · May 24, 2016

Pelegrine Falcon

Micky Buzzard

greyseagull · May 24, 2016

Rodney Marsh Harrier

gripper stebson · May 24, 2016

Cheers all. A smattering of these are in!

Prince Monolulu · May 24, 2016

Could be managed by Pardew....a Great Tit.

Meade's Ball · May 24, 2016

Ian Thrush

Curlewy Saha

T soprano · May 24, 2016

Robbie Fowl-er

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