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Measure the rest of the Albion squad based on "The Calderon Scale".



Mental Lental

Mental Lental

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
2,272
Shiki-shi, Saitama
Ok so it's pretty simple. How much MAN/WOMAN LOVE do you have for the current Albion squad given the MAN/WOMAN LOVE benchmark of Calderon = 10/10

Please bear in mind that this not about how good a player you think they are......More about how much you would personally like to give them a big fat manly/womanly bear hug.

I'd go with:

Kayal = 9.5 Calderons
Bruno = 9.5 Calderons
Zamora = 9 Calderons (Services rendered)
Knockaert = 9 Calderons
Stevens = 8.5 Calderons
Stockdale = 8.5 Calderons
Hemed = 8 Calderons
Rosenior = 8 Calderons
Goldson = 8 Calderons
Bong = 7.5 Calderons
Dunk = 7.5 Calderons
Greer = 7.5 Calderons
Skalak = 7 Calderons
Murphy = 7 Calderons
Wilson = 7 Calderons
Lua Lua = 6.5 Calderons
Sidwell = 6.5 Calderons
Baldock = 6 Calderons
March = 6 Calderons (too long out.....Man love slipping...)

Rest lower than 6 for me but having the nagging feeling I've forgotten someone!

Bear in mind that a level 5 on the Calderon scale means that you would be HALF as much willing to give them a big man/womanly bear hug as you would INIGO CALDERON!
 
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Icy Gull

Icy Gull

Back on the rollercoaster
Jul 5, 2003
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Wilson 0 - don't want be catching what he's apparently got when you hug him :smile:
 




The Albion Roar

The Albion Roar

97.2FM
Aug 11, 2003
2,726
The Open Market
Calderon = 20,000 Calderons

Get out of that.
 


Bozza

Bozza

You can change this
Helpful Moderator
Jul 4, 2003
55,703
Back in Sussex
Bruno would be a 10, or as close as possible as it is to get, for me.

I'd rate Rosenior higher than that too. His intensity, despite only having been here for a short time, is quite something. That post-match badge clutching at Hillsborough was extraordinary.

Dale Stephens is a fantastic player, but I feel less connected to him than some of the others at the top end of your scale there. He may just be more introverted than some of the others, of course, and there's nothing wrong with that.
 








Thunder Bolt

Thunder Bolt

Silly old bat
Aug 18, 2009
65,391
Beside the seaside, beside the sea
Are we basing this on his playing ability, charity work, lecturing on psychology, or his community work? Do we know how much charity work the other players undertake?

Edit. If it's based on hugs then Zamora gets 50 Calderons and Stockdale 0.75
 




Icy Gull

Icy Gull

Back on the rollercoaster
Jul 5, 2003
72,015
Thunder Bolt said:
Are we basing this on his playing ability, charity work, lecturing on psychology, or his community work? Do we know how much charity work the other players undertake?
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Man love I think
 




Harry Wilson's tackle

Harry Wilson's tackle

Harry Wilson's Tackle
NSC Patron
Oct 8, 2003
49,853
Faversham
Goldson 9.5 surely?
 










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