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Joke Du Jour
- Thread starter narly101
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Paul Reids Sock
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made me chuckle - nice
I don't understand; does the chameleon get bored or something after biting 5 people? I'd have thought he'd bite more than 5 if he got the chance, but clearly not. Also, why does Boy George allow his obviously dangerous pet to get so close to so many people on a consistent basis? Poor animal husbandry if you ask me.
Seasidesage
New member
1982 wants it's joke back! Reminded me of happier days though...
Perhaps the chameleon is, in fact, perfectly calm but is just hungry because Boy George isn't feeding it enough and so bites things in order to ascertain whether they are food or not?
In that case, it's less a joke and more a possible animal neglect case for the RSPCA to look into.
In that case, it's less a joke and more a possible animal neglect case for the RSPCA to look into.
Taybha
Whalewhine
Have they got teeth ?
Chameleons need to be kept in tanks, or similar, to provide the temperatures they need. The animal's behaviour here seems to be out of the ordinary, but the real issue is surely what all these people are doing, putting their hands into its tank? Seems ludicrous, given the history.
Frankly, I don't believe this story is true. At the very least, it has been grossly exaggerated
Frankly, I don't believe this story is true. At the very least, it has been grossly exaggerated
Pavilionaire
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- Jul 7, 2003
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If your owner was getting f*cked up the arse by Jon Moss you'd be angry too.
Uh_huh_him
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- Sep 28, 2011
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Are you absolutely sure about this?
Call me an old skeptic but none of this rings true to me.
Call me an old skeptic but none of this rings true to me.
Gazwag
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Were these five people called Mike, Gaston, Warren, Sean and Aitor, if so then I would say its Karma
madinthehead
I have changed this
Oh come on.... they come and go...
Taybha
Whalewhine
Most chameleons support West Ham .
Uh_huh_him
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- Sep 28, 2011
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I've scoured the internet and can find no reference to this particular item.
I suspect you may not be being completely honest with your statement.
Let's hope Mr George or his lawyers do not stumble upon this forum any time soon.
Seasidesage
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TBF 95% of this board won't of heard it Lol
That may or may not be to your advantage...
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Pavilionaire
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- Jul 7, 2003
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Aw come ON! Do you really want to hurt me?!?
- Jan 19, 2010
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Bow down, mister.
Pavilionaire
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- Jul 7, 2003
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Willingly. Unless, that is, you're Jon Moss...
Taybha
Whalewhine
Mayonaise
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It's a miracle!