Ridiculous summer transfer rumour thread...

Kosh

'The' Yaztromo

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And... Go.

I have heard, from a curious source, that we are looking at, Totti, Del Piero and Ronaldinho to spearhead our challenge next season.

You can't argue with the facts.

Kosh

 

Stoo82

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Hove

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Owen spotted in Hove Tescos...

 

SeagullofMalaysia

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Somewhere in north Malaysia

• May 16, 2016

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Enrest's SAUCE told me we're going for Thomas Müller

 

Kosh

'The' Yaztromo

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Ah... the bittersweet brilliance of gallows humour...

46 short games and we emerge victorious... Next time it'll be different.

And the capture of Zlatan we cement it.

Wink.

 

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mothy

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Knockheart is off to Barcelona for £75m

 

patchamalbion

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brighton

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pretty sure I just spotted Andrei Kanchelskis jumping in a car away from Falmer....

 

Kosh

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mothy said:

Knockheart is off to Barcelona for £75m

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I think we should hold out for £80 million and a swap deal for Garath Bale.

Yes that's right.

This thread is utterly ridiculous, where players who don't even play for the club in question are fair game.

 

Kosh

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patchamalbion said:

pretty sure I just spotted Andrei Kanchelskis jumping in a car away from Falmer....

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Balls we've missed out again.

Tonight has been a disaster on so many levels.

#distraught.

 

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mothy

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Knockheart to Barcelona for £75m

 

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mothy

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Kosh said:

Balls we've missed out again.

Tonight has been a disaster on so many levels.

Distraught.

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I guess you couldn't make it. Unlucky for you

 

Kosh

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mothy said:

Knockheart to Barcelona for £75m

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Who's there?!?

 

Kosh

'The' Yaztromo

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mothy said:

I guess you couldn't make it. Unlucky for you

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You've lost me.

Sorry.

 

Psychobilly freakout

HellBilly

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Brighton factually.....

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Wilson to Brighton 17million

 

Kosh

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Psychobilly freakout said:

Wilson to Brighton 17million

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Swoop, done deal etc.

What a statement of ludicrous intent.

Striking fear.

 

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Ashley Barnes seen getting out of his smart car wearing a blue and white tuxedo and buying lottery tickets in Hove.

 

Stoo82

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8th battalion East Lancs said:

Ashley Barnes seen getting out of his smart car wearing a blue and white tuxedo and buying lottery tickets in Hove.

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I saw that too! I shouted to him with my full Albion kit on (sock included): 'Oi Barnsey!' and he replied: 'Unlucky today! I thought you'd get those three points!'

 

Kosh

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8th battalion East Lancs said:

Ashley Barnes seen getting out of his smart car wearing a blue and white tuxedo and buying lottery tickets in Hove.

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Boy could we have done with Barnes tonight... Sigh.


Shhhhhh don't tell Mr Burns.

 

SweatyMexican

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I saw Michael Owen down Churchill Square after the game!!!

 

lawros left foot

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2 little known South Americans, Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you



Calleri. And Bolanos

 

Eeyore

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SweatyMexican said:

I saw Michael Owen down Churchill Square after the game!!!

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He's signed for Whitehawk.