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Mike Dean











Nobby

Well-known member
Sep 29, 2007
2,610
With the introduction of VAR, will we still be able to hate ol Mike?

Presumably it will never be his fault
 


B-right-on

Living the dream
Apr 23, 2015
6,171
Shoreham Beaaaach
He will still make it 'all about me'.
 




Meade's Ball

Well-known member
Jul 7, 2003
13,612
Hither (sometimes Thither)
I'd hope he has a Robo-Mike in the studio making faulty self-flagellating VAR decisions, only overturning and making worse the idiotic things Homo-Mike does on the pitch.
 


Blue Valkyrie

Not seen such Bravery!
Sep 1, 2012
32,165
Valhalla
What about if Mike Dean shows a yellow card then a VAR controller can determine if a VAR minion ( dressed as Gaston Ramirez ) runs onto the pitch and knocks it out of his hand ?
 


Easy 10

Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Jul 5, 2003
61,753
Location Location
What about if The Complete And Utter Shyster shows a yellow card then a VAR controller can determine if a VAR minion ( dressed as Gaston Ramirez ) runs onto the pitch and knocks it out of his hand ?

Would have to be a red though.

The Complete And Utter Shyster "achieved" his 100th Premier League red card last season. Wouldn't it have been a LOVELY moment if we could've had a VAR review chalk it off ? I might even start warming to it then.
 




A1X

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Sep 1, 2017
17,764
Deepest, darkest Sussex
Presumably he posses a "Mike Dean Override" card which allows him to trump the VAR system and impose his own?
 




Acker79

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Nov 15, 2008
31,855
Brighton
I'm looking forward to how he gestures the replay. He won't just do a regular square like every other ref, will he?
 




BensGrandad

New member
Jul 13, 2003
72,015
Haywards Heath
In a recent interview for the press Mark Clattenberg said in his opinion Mike Dean is the 2nd best ref in the Premier behind Michael Oliver and rarely gets a decision wrong.
 










Easy 10

Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Jul 5, 2003
61,753
Location Location
I'm looking forward to how he gestures the replay. He won't just do a regular square like every other ref, will he?

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"Here comes the VAR"
"Here comes the VAR"
"Here comes the VAR"
"Here comes the VAR"
"Here comes the VAR"

....BITCH
 




essbee1

Well-known member
Jun 25, 2014
4,123
In a recent interview for the press Mark Clattenberg said in his opinion Mike Dean is the 2nd best ref in the Premier behind Michael Oliver and rarely gets a decision wrong.

That's like one Village Idiot talking about another.
 








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