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[Football] My son was playing with my phone



Bozza

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Jul 4, 2003
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Back in Sussex
Right up there with "my phone was in my pocket and tweeted"...

[tweet]730514765848711168[/tweet]

[tweet]730529924755427328[/tweet]
 




pishhead

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Jul 9, 2003
5,246
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His Sons spelling is better, perhaps the second tweet was from his son realising his old man had been an arse!
 








sparkie

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Jul 17, 2003
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Hove
I guess he's been signed up for a lot of online applications, and his phone is now hot with spam texts for betting opportunities, debt advice, PPI claims, and loan opportunities :lolol:
 


Ninja Elephant

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Feb 16, 2009
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I guess he's been signed up for a lot of online applications, and his phone is now hot with spam texts for betting opportunities, debt advice, PPI claims, and loan opportunities :lolol:

I hope that nobody has registered interest, on his behalf, in some charitable causes which then give you a call back.
 


















Worthingite

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Sep 16, 2011
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Is this what [MENTION=6886]Bozza[/MENTION] is going to be like at half ten tomorrow night after a night on the Cider??
 




Bozza

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Is this what [MENTION=6886]Bozza[/MENTION] is going to be like at half ten tomorrow night after a night on the Cider??
[MENTION=236]Papa Lazarou[/MENTION] feels we should be starting our "warm-up" at lunchtime. If that's the case, I'll be like that well before kick-off.
 






Fungus

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May 21, 2004
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What's he going to do, butter a slice of bread for them ???

Apart from the language, it would be a funny spoof. BTW, I notice it's a different phone number on this one.
 




Dick Head

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Jan 3, 2010
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I've texted him offering to play Newcastle instead of Wednesday :lolol: tomorrow.
 


sparkie

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Jul 17, 2003
12,466
Hove
This is beyond comedy.

Gets pissed.
Tweets something he shouldn't and includes phone number.
Blames son.
Gets new sim card.

Repeats.
 
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