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What is less unlikely than the FA rescinding Dale's red?



smillie's garden

smillie's garden

Am I evil?
Aug 11, 2003
2,595
Well?

Saudi Arabia making gay marriage legal?

Farage helping out at a Calais jungle soup kitchen?

Going for the power of negative thinking....
 






ManOfSussex

ManOfSussex

We wunt be druv
Apr 11, 2016
14,745
Rape of Hastings, Sussex
The Chilcot report to say Tony Blair is a war criminal and be sent to The Hague.
 




Hamilton

Hamilton

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Jul 7, 2003
12,454
Brighton
Jeff Winter officiating a Celtic match.


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Eeyore

Eeyore

Colonel Hee-Haw of Queen's Park
NSC Patron
Apr 5, 2014
23,535
Hamilton said:
Jeff Winter officiating a Celtic match.


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I raise you Alan Roland refereeing a Wales match.
 










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TheJasperCo

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Jan 20, 2012
4,594
Exeter
Mike Dean changing his name by deed poll to Estebàn Ramirez Gonzales and emigrating to South Sudan to oversee a desert tribe of nomadic "cotton" sellers and getting paid to take care of their camels while simultaneuosly being the fall-guy for their unscrupulous dealings.
 




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TheJasperCo

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Jan 20, 2012
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Exeter
An arthritic and blindfolded koala bear with a slightly dicky hip and gammy wrists reciting the last verse of the Trainspotting theme tune in Morse code to an audience comprising the Pope and John Lennon's ghost.
 


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TheJasperCo

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Jan 20, 2012
4,594
Exeter
The majority of sane people in Brighton saying " No, that tall tower on the seafront doesn't resemble a phallus penetrating a doughnut".
 


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BensGrandad

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Jul 13, 2003
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Haywards Heath
The FA saying Burnley played an ineligible player so wiping out the late goal giving us a 2-1 win. and them 0 points for the game but still win the title.
 


smillie's garden

smillie's garden

Am I evil?
Aug 11, 2003
2,595
Mrs Guilesworthy winning with her loganberry conserves at the fete this year. Das is concerned that the OB might be sniffing around, but hinted there'd been a "pectin problem."
 




The Brighton Bear

The Brighton Bear

Come on Kylie, get a grip
May 3, 2010
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Rottingdean
TheJasperCo said:
An arthritic and blindfolded koala bear with a slightly dicky hip and gammy wrists reciting the last verse of the Trainspotting theme tune in Morse code to an audience comprising the Pope and John Lennon's ghost.
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That was so close last week but the medical records proved that the koala bear had nothing wrong with his wrists.He has had his benefits withdrawn.
 




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