Who Is the "Lewes Road Viaduct Banana Skin Chucker"?

Jack Straw

I look nothing like him!

Jul 7, 2003

6,874

Brighton. NOT KEMPTOWN!

• May 1, 2016

• #1

Has anyone else noticed hundreds of banana skins in various states of rotting under the south-bound side of the Lewes Road viaduct? When you're waiting in you car at the traffic lights at the bottom of Moulsecoomb Way, just look to your right at the thin raised kerb to see them.
Anyone on here?

 

John Byrnes Mullet

Global Circumnavigator

Oct 4, 2004

1,190

Brighton

• May 1, 2016

• #2

I will take a peak as I drive past later lol

 

AmexRuislip

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Feb 2, 2014

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Ruislip

• May 1, 2016

• #3

Oops sorry man

 

Hugo Rune

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Feb 23, 2012

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Brighton

• May 1, 2016

• #4

I've heard a family of monkeys live up in the arches of the viaduct. Not sure where they get the bananas but I think that's the case solved.

 

WildWood

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Sep 6, 2011

798

Chichester

• May 1, 2016

• #5

I heard its some bloke that lives at No 29 Acacia Road called Eric....

 

Prince Monolulu

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Oct 2, 2013

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The Race Hill

• May 1, 2016

• #6

It is NOT me.

Sent from 29 Acacia Road using smoke signals from banana skins.

 

Guinness Boy

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Jul 23, 2003

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Up and Coming Sunny Portslade

• May 1, 2016

• #7

My money's on an unreconstructed Chelsea fan.

 

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crasher

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Jul 8, 2003

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Sussex

• May 1, 2016

• #8

Hugo Rune said:

I've heard a family of monkeys live up in the arches of the viaduct. Not sure where they get the bananas but I think that's the case solved.

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Wouldn't that be BRILLIANT. A troupe of urban monkeys scavenging high above the city.

In fact, the council should seriously look at how to make this happen. Import a few from the Amazon and see how it goes. Never mind all that nonsense about i360s and concert venues - this would be proper political vision.

 

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nordicgod

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Jul 21, 2011

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polegate

• May 1, 2016

• #9

Shirley couldn't be a train driver

 

glasfryn

cleaning up cat sick

Nov 29, 2005

20,261

somewhere in Eastbourne

• May 1, 2016

• #10

used to live right there on that juction(railway cottages) but a very long time ago
but sometimes early in the morning I am sure I heard monkey calls from under the viaduct

 

pasty

A different kind of pasty

Jul 5, 2003

30,259

West, West, West Sussex

• May 1, 2016

• #11

WildWood said:

I heard its some bloke that lives at No 29 Acacia Road called Eric....

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Crikey! The cartoon industry pays well £9.5M !!!!

 

Tom Hark Preston Park

Will Post For Cash

Jul 6, 2003

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• May 1, 2016

• #12

Jack Straw said:

Has anyone else noticed hundreds of banana skins in various states of rotting under the south-bound side of the Lewes Road viaduct? When you're waiting in you car at the traffic lights at the bottom of Moulsecoomb Way, just look to your right at the thin raised kerb to see them.
Anyone on here?

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Bears all the hallmarks of The Beast Of Bevendean

Has anyone told the Argus?