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We've got Kayal



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Aug 24, 2011
220
We've got Kayal,
Beram Kayal,
I just don't think you'll understand,
He's Chrissy Hughton's man,
He's a Brighton fan,
We've got Beram Kayal
 

Paul Reids Sock

Well-known member
Nov 3, 2004
4,458
Paul Reids boot
What's wrong with it? I like it!

Anyone know what Tottenham sing in their version of it for Delle Alli?


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Commander

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NSC Licker Extraordinaire
Apr 28, 2004
12,767
London
Why can't anybody, just for once, come up with a song that isn't copied from another team? We have more than 30,000 fans, surely someone can come up with something original? I can't remember the last time I heard an original song at the Albion.


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Wilko

LUZZING chairs about
Sep 19, 2003
9,921
BN1
Why can't anybody, just for once, come up with a song that isn't copied from another team? We have more than 30,000 fans, surely someone can come up with something original? I can't remember the last time I heard an original song at the Albion.


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Because when people do they get knocked for even trying as an embarrassment or cringey.
 


Mellotron

I've asked for soup
Jul 2, 2008
31,673
Brighton
I honestly don't know what is wrong with the one I came up with. It's not cringy or anything.

(Que sera, sera)

King Kayal, Kayal
He's king of the Championship
He makes the rest look SHIT
King Kayal, Kayal
 

KingstonSeagull

New member
May 1, 2013
2,185
Shoreditch
what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
 


Tarpon

Well-known member
Sep 12, 2013
3,785
BN1
I honestly don't know what is wrong with the one I came up with. It's not cringy or anything.

(Que sera, sera)

King Kayal, Kayal
He's king of the Championship
He makes the rest look SHIT
King Kayal, Kayal

Agreed & here's a (away game) variant to be sung at the oppo

Sing Kayal Kayal
He's Albion's King you see
Born to rule over thee
King Kayal Kayal

Sing Kayal Kayal
You're mixing with Royalty
So down on your ****ing knees
King Kayal Kayal
 
May 27, 2014
1,638
Littlehampton
Naturally the North Stand GOONS took this on Friday and started singing it about Knockaert, who already has a song.

Heaven forbid using the tune for a longer serving player who hasn't got one.

Sadly, our singing section has all the brains of a fly that has just electrocuted itself.

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Hamilton

Well-known member
NSC Licker Extraordinaire
Jul 7, 2003
12,364
Brighton
Why can't anybody, just for once, come up with a song that isn't copied from another team? We have more than 30,000 fans, surely someone can come up with something original? I can't remember the last time I heard an original song at the Albion.


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To the tune of YMCA, or Kate Bush's Wuthering Heights perhaps?


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Hamilton

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NSC Licker Extraordinaire
Jul 7, 2003
12,364
Brighton
Can't [MENTION=21898]The judge[/MENTION] take a few of these nuggets and try them out tonight? Perhaps pass round song sheets [emoji3]


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Eeyore

Lord Donkey of Queen's Park
NSC Licker Extraordinaire
Apr 5, 2014
23,291
Well, it started badly, tailed off at the end and the less said about the middle the better

It's the worst song since Crapodittius sung 'This is the worst ever song' in Worst Song Contest.
 


OSRGull

Well-known member
Jan 20, 2011
5,298
N1A
Pretty sure this is being sung for Knockaert. This is why new songs don't get started too much because people can't agree and because people want their own made up songs to be sung. No point changing it from Knockaert to Kayal now it's already been done.
 

spongy

Well-known member
Aug 7, 2011
2,758
Burgess Hill
I've been singing this to myself lately to the tune of Stings Englishman in new York

Ooh, we're the Albion
Brighton & Hove Albion
We're the greatest team in the land
 

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